Here’s Nick Jensen bleeding profusely from the face
NHL officials have swallowed their whistle midway through Game Seven. Brooks Orpik got horse-collared to the ice and there was no call.…
NHL officials have swallowed their whistle midway through Game Seven. Brooks Orpik got horse-collared to the ice and there was no call.…
Evgeny Kuznetsov had five assists already this series, but he waited until the back half of Game Seven to score a goal…
The Capitals have seized a two-goal lead early in Game Seven. After our sweet summer child Andre Burakovsky scored, Tom Wilson made…
Game Seven has started right: with a searing goal from our favorite nephew, Mister Game Seven Junior, Andre Burakovsky.
The Washington Capitals will take the ice for Game Seven without TJ Oshie. But that doesn't mean he won't be there with…
On Wednesday night, the Capitals will be hosting the Carolina Hurricanes to play Game Seven in the first round of the Stanley…
Chomp chomp: the San Jose Sharks won Game Seven of their series against the Vegas Golden Knights in one of the most…
The Caps are at home to host the Carolina Hurricanes for Game Seven. Have some hope, get a drink of your choice,…
Early Wednesday morning, the NHL released the potential schedule for the second round of the playoffs. Should the Caps advance, they would…
The Washington Capitals' season will be on the brink Wednesday night. Win Game Seven and the Caps advance to the second round…
There is a noble and storied tradition of fans making mean rap songs about their preferred team's opponent. Today, on the day…
The Vegas Golden Knights have blown their 3-1 series lead over the San Jose Sharks and will be taking an early shower…
The Hershey Bears have taken a lead in their series over the Bridgeport Sound Tigers, taking down Game Three by a score…
Andrei Svechnikov has not been in the lineup for the Carolina Hurricanes since his fight with Alex Ovechkin in Game Three. He…
Tuesday afternoon, the Washington Capitals hosted an optional skate ahead before Wednesday's Game Seven against the Carolina Hurricanes. Watching the boys from…
Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin was basically ejected from the Capitals' 5-2 loss in Game Six. Ovechkin gave a sarcastic clap to…
The Capitals lost Game 6. It's time to collectively practice our deep breathing and visualize goalie hug piles in Capital One Arena…
One series ends in Game Six and another will need the full seven games to find a victor. I think you know…
The NHL has announced the deciding game of the Capitals-Hurricanes series will be held at 7:30 PM on Wednesday night. You have…
With 9:26 left in the third period, Alex Ovechkin appeared to tie the game up 3-3 after stuffing a loose puck under…
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