Welcome back to the playoffs, where everything feels like you have the flu: Caps beat Canes 4-2
Ah, the loffs. My old friend. We only see each other but once a year, and by the time he leaves me…
Ah, the loffs. My old friend. We only see each other but once a year, and by the time he leaves me…
Game One of the Washington Capitals-Carolina Hurricanes first-round series was a star-studded affair. Seemingly all of the biggest sports stars in DC…
The greatest goal scorer in the known universe, Alex Ovechkin, has scored his first goal of the playoffs. It was -- and…
The first ten minutes of Game One were a physical slog without much offense for the Washington Capitals, but then we hit…
Friends, it's on. We're here. This is it. The loffs start right now with Caps vs Canes, Game One. Elyse has delicately…
The Carolina Hurricanes have been sent up to Washington, DC to face the Capitals in Game One of their Stanley Cup Playoff…
Last summer, the Washington Capitals were victorious, bringing home the Stanley Cup. The Capitals were the first DC sports team to win…
What could possibly be better than seeing Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin on the cover of the Washington Post Express ahead of Game…
Hockey players are notoriously crazy. That was on full display last night during the San Jose Sharks Game One against the Vegas…
Every year, the Capitals wives and girlfriends stunt on everyone with some incredible custom jackets. In the past, they've sported jean jackets…
On Tuesday afternoon, the Capitals announced that they would be giving away rally towels and light sticks before Games One and Two…
Don't worry, environmentally-conscious Caps fan: the Stanley Cup may not have a recycling symbol on its base, but that doesn't mean it…
Alex Ovechkin is back serving Papa John's pizzas to the good people of the DMV! While we've seen Ovechkin star in commercials…
Nic Dowd joined the Capitals this off-season to compete with Travis Boyd for the fourth line center spot on a one-year, $650,000…
Saturday afternoon, D.C. United invited RMNB to their sold-out home game against Los Angeles FC -- the top team in the Western…
Washington Capitals fans are everywhere. They're in Philly covertly dressed as Flyers fans but stan Braden Holtby. They're forced to wear the…
It's no secret that hockey players are superstitious. They're known to repeat specific pregame rituals that will make them feel more comfortable,…
Hours before their first-round series against the Carolina Hurricanes begins, the Washington Capitals recalled Ilya Samsonov from the Hershey Bears. According to…
Lets take a look at some of the action and news that came out of last night's five first round series that…
The Stanley Cup Playoffs have begun, but more importantly, NHL players' Stanley Cup Beards are making their debut on the 2018-19 post-season…
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