Tom Wilson’s Future is Not on the Fourth Line
Photo: Derek Leung The Washington Capitals had a tough decision to make in Tom Wilson. The promising young forward could have started the year…
Photo: Derek Leung The Washington Capitals had a tough decision to make in Tom Wilson. The promising young forward could have started the year…
The most excitable man in hockey. (Photo: Greg Fiume) The horse show or whatever is gone from Verizon Center, and the Caps…
Usually, the Washington Capitals Twitter account has an uptight, professional feel. Think the opposite of the Los Angeles Kings. But on Friday…
Feel the Swedish excitement. (Photo: Len Redkoles) Sometimes hockey makes sense. Sometimes it doesn't. File Capitals at Flyers under Column B. The…
Photo: Jonathan Hayward Man, it is late. Are you awake? Okay, just stick with me for a minute and then you can…
Look at these idiots. (Photo credit: Derek Leung) Utterly stunning as it may be, the Washington Capitals came into Saturday’s late night…
Photo: Derek Leung The Washington Capitals got their road trip off to a rocky yet successful start in Winnipeg on Tuesday. The hope…
One for the ages. You know how it ends, so just watch and enjoy.
"In the shower I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel…
Photo via the Caps' Instagram The Washington Capitals have enjoyed some home cooking over the last nine days. Yet playing five games…
Happy times! (Photo credit: Patrick McDermott) Finishing up their longest home stand of the season, the Washington Capitals took on new look…
Look, I'm not here to tell you how to raise your kids, but Mike P. is certainly doing the whole dad thing…
Photo: Greg Fiume Wednesday night's bout between the Washington Capitals and New York Rangers was billed as "Rivalry Night." I'm not so sure.…
Sasha Fierce (Photo: Greg Fiume) Shut up with your 1-4 record. When the Washington Capitals suited up to face the Edmonton Oilers on…
Photo: Patrick Smith Disaster game. The Capitals had just one win going into Saturday's thing with Colorado, a shootout win over a…
Derpfaces akimbo (Photo: Patrick McDermott) It has been a long, five days since the last Washington Capitals game. The world just feels different…
Photo: Alex Brandon Still kicking off what everyone expects to be a big season, the Washington Capitals haven't worked out the kinks…
Alex Ovechkin scores his first goal of the season. (Photo Bill Smith) Finally! 141 days after they got the boot by the…
In his first game with the Caps, Mikhail Grabovski has three points: two goals and an assist. We have a correction to…
Sorry Penguin. (Photo credit: @ZackkShapp) [Editor's Note: Two years ago, we debuted a t-shirt parodying the Pittsburgh Penguins. Rachel Cohen did the…
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