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The Capitals lost Game 6. It's time to collectively practice our deep breathing and visualize goalie hug piles in Capital One Arena…
The Capitals lost Game 6. It's time to collectively practice our deep breathing and visualize goalie hug piles in Capital One Arena…
It's April, which means the flower buds and playoff beards have just entered their awkward pretween phase. Also, playoff games--and the correlating…
Uncle Barry brought his new family to town on Saturday for the last game of the regular season, where the Capitals lost…
The Washington Capitals beat the Tampa Bay Lightning on Saturday night by a score of 6-3! This is good because the Tampa…
The Capitals won a hockey game against the Carolina Hurricanes four goal hugs to one! The "hockey" was pretty uneventful for the…
The Washington Capitals beat the Winnipeg Jets on Sunday night! Their seventh game with goalie hugs in a row! The Winnipeg Jets…
The Capitals beat the Islanders 3-1 in a game that was very important in the Metro playoff race. Here is Mr. Cerullo's…
Madison Bowey has been traded and Devante Smith-Pelly has been sent down and that sucks. Nick Jensen has tattoos and a dog…
Oh, boy. The Capitals beat the Leafs 3-2 in Stanley Cup Champion Tom Wilson's hometown! That was one heck of a two…
Hockey in California is an absurd notion right from the outset and the Capitals' refusal to play good hockey and participate in…
The Washington Capitals' 6-4 win over the LA Kings offered up a cornucopia of goals and goal hugs. Christian Djoos was universally…
The Washington Capitals lost to the Florida Panthers 5-4 in overtime. And while there are a lot of reasons to be concerned…
The Washington Capitals beat the Vancouver Good Boys 3-2 Tuesday night at Capital One Arena. And now that we've got the hockey…
The Capitals are finally back from the bye week! The All-Star game was much less fun without Alex Ovechkin's ebullient energy, but…
The Washington Capitals played the San Jose Sharks on Tuesday night in Capital One Arena and lost 7-6 in truly sensational fashion.…
As a fanbase, we are way more used to winning (in the regular season) than losing. But! It's important to note that…
The thing about losing hockey games is that it's a bummer. It means the other team got to hug way more AND…
Note from Ian Oland: One of the reasons why I asked Brennin to join the RMNB over the summer was because she…
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