It’s April, which means the flower buds and playoff beards have just entered their awkward pretween phase. Also, playoff games–and the correlating unhealthy rise in our collective blood pressure–have officially gotten underway.
Thursday night, the Canes came to town and the hosting Capitals showed them a bad time by beating them 4-2. Nicklas Bäckström kicked things off with two hugs, Alex Ovechkin joined the party with a powerplay cuddle puddle, and Lars Eller capped things off with an empty-netter nuzzler.
For an analysis of the rest of the “hockey,” please proceed to Mr. Hasset’s always-edifying recap. For everything else, here’s misc!
Before the “Game”
This kiddo (Will Altman, little brother of RMNB-friend @claire_altman16!) is awesome.
Tom WiLSon am I YouR frieND❓❓ pic.twitter.com/8yeZsktxqH
— x. (@youripides) April 11, 2019
The Capitals kicked off the game by celebrating their fans, who would proceed to spend the next few hours losing their minds and voices.
They always think about us. We are the luckiest fan base ❤️❤️ #gameonehero #NotSuckBack2Back #playoffs2019 pic.twitter.com/hoJ3lEVm2X
— Batya Says BYEEE (@bitchwhydntukno) April 12, 2019
The “Game”
Nicklas Bäckström blocked two shots in quick succession, which is good for the penalty kill, bad for potential injuries like his gross broken finger from last year.
Bäckström’s best shot-blocking bonanza is still this four-shot no-chance special from 2010.
Bäckström looked like he was going to eat this referee.
Full disclosure: Despite the fact that I wrote the (very tongue-in-cheek) reasons to hate the Hurricanes post, I am a Dougie Hamilton fan. And we may have come to the crux of the reason why…
boys & girls & babes, if he
-plays hockey
-is a fan of alex ovechkin
-wears the number 19
-has beautiful sweaty blond tendrilsthat's not your man. that's–WAIT WTF pic.twitter.com/UamMOpke5K
— x. (@youripides) April 12, 2019
Ovechkin gave some sage advice to young Jakub Vrana-which-is-only-two-syllables-and-is-not-pronounced-Varna-come-on-people.
Life Advice from Alex Ovechkin. "Shoot the puck at the goal. It goes in. Swear to god." pic.twitter.com/hi41yenFyx
— x. (@youripides) April 12, 2019
This delayed puck drop was inconvenient but at least it was amusing.
someone by the sinbin got hit with a puck & i'm not sure if tom "i foster puppies" wilson was heading over to help, or if it's just habitual for him now to head to the sinbin whenever anyone gets hurt. 50/50 odds. pic.twitter.com/nvCt6n6X1e
— x. (@youripides) April 12, 2019
Shenanigans
For a playoff game, the evening was surprisingly devoid of extra-curricular activities. However, in this kerfluffle by Holtby’s home-away-from-home, Alex Ovechkin held off two Hurricanes by himself, which was quite entertaining.
HUGS!
The “Nicklas Bäckström’s Happiness” Hug
Bäckström has been publicly, unabashedly, gloriously happy since the Capitals won the Cup last year. It’s still disconcerting and vaguely disquieting to see.
happy nicklas bäckström just scored a goal & Was Happy about it y'all, the post-season is really stressful #allcaps pic.twitter.com/35pzMh8pxc
— x. (@youripides) April 12, 2019
The “Oh god more happiness?” Hug
Second verse, same as the first.
the playoffs continue & the pain increases pic.twitter.com/xgpbs6aOEE
— x. (@youripides) April 12, 2019
The “MOVE, BISH, GET OUT THE WAY” Hug
Tom Wilson can make an impact in front of the goal on the powerplay. He can also be impacted by Alex Ovechkin on his way to the goal.
No hard feelings, only heartfelt hugs.
The “ENG hugs still count!” Hug
This was the game’s third goal by a Lars.
After the “Game”
Love thy goalie. Appreciate thy goalie. Give thy goalie giant bearhugs.
best captain best goalie best captain/goalie hugs ))))))))))) pic.twitter.com/srwAsDBUPG
— x. (@youripides) April 12, 2019
And after you give your goalie a hug, give your doggos a treat, because they are also very good boys and/or girls and/or babes.
#VICTORYCOOKIES #CAPSWIN #ALLCAPS pic.twitter.com/ZG2Pwx9xRL
— Ovie the Bulldog (@OvietheBulldog) April 12, 2019