Oh, boy. The Capitals beat the Leafs 3-2 in Stanley Cup Champion Tom Wilson’s hometown! That was one heck of a two periods. (The first period was boring; we shan’t speak of it again.)
For the actual RMNB game recap, which always manages to balance a serious-yet-entertaining vibe, head over to Ms. Bailey’s summation of the night’s events. For insights on the math behind the madness, Mr. Cerullo has his consistently superb numbers for the morning after about Holtby and his meh teammates.
For the hugs, spankings, and shenanigans, here’s everything else!
A fan made Evgeny Kuznetsov a sign. It was super cute and Kuzy saw it and it got even cuter. You should go read more about it and then come back.
The TJ Oshie and Tom Wilson spanking ritual continues.
i love our weird dumb best team pic.twitter.com/5n96hbpvQW
— b. (@youripides) February 22, 2019
Steve Dangle has already uploaded his Leafs Fan Reaction Video and you should absolutely watch this amazing edit where Steve Dangle is a secret Caps fan.
I haven’t mentioned this in previous editions of Misc., but Nicklas Backstrom entrancing camera operators happens literally every game.
obligatory sequence where the camera operator realizes how pretty nicklas backstrom is & randomly films him doing nothing pic.twitter.com/TOOVq1p6FS
— b. (@youripides) February 22, 2019
The most important non-hug part of the game was Braden Holtby. Not only did he stop 40 shots, he also made–and lost–a new friend, Herman the Puck.
holtby: yay i got a puck 🤗 it is my puck 🤗 i shall name her herman
ref: srsly gimme that puck bud
holtby: 🎶don't let them see you cry🎶 pic.twitter.com/1CMyPoDkKb— b. (@youripides) February 22, 2019
He did not handle the loss very well. (Thankfully it was his only loss of the night. Heh. Cause they won. Get it?)
he mad but he also sad 🙁 pic.twitter.com/20c7oDx3Yh
— b. (@youripides) February 22, 2019
Thankfully, it ended well.
🎶this puck is my puck, this puck ain't your puck🎶
-braden holtby pic.twitter.com/MQUO5rGZ9o
— b. (@youripides) February 22, 2019
Wilson’s little brother Andre Burakovsky got into a scrum and we’re all Very Proud.
"you sure are bud!"
"…AND IF ANYBODY TELLS MY BOUNCING BABY BURKY THAT HE IS NOT A HARDCORE BADASS PUNK I WILL KICK THEIR ASS." pic.twitter.com/XnGCpjj6NV
— b. (@youripides) February 22, 2019
Andreas Johnsson scored in the third but it was too boring to talk about. Then John Tavares scored with less than half a minute left in the game, and it was so boring we have to talk about it.
Twitter had some excellent analysis.
aka hockey side bumps, not hugs. :/
— abby (@dunbaerrito) February 22, 2019
literally the most John Tavares hug imaginable
— Rave Sashayed (@_sashayed) February 22, 2019
What the h*ck is Mathews doing here? “Can I get in ther—no? Okay, cool. No, it’s fine. I’m good over here.”
— Timothy Jimothy Yoshie (@tjyoshie77) February 22, 2019
and that's why they lost
— Master Shake (@cowgirl_bebop) February 22, 2019
Alex Ovechkin scored the first of the game! On the powerplay! This is yet another important milestone! 650 goals! What are the rest of us even doing with our lives!
No one is as ready for his hugs as Alex Ovechkin. He even does a cool knee-pump thing before getting collared by TJ Oshie.
Brett Connolly scored in the second period. Look at the joy on his beautiful bearded face.
He got hugs from Wilson and Lars Eller, who assisted on the goal, and Christian Djoos, who was late because he had the farthest to travel and is not in any way reflective of a lack of hug energy on his part.
Toronto native Tom Wilson scored! In Toronto!
🎶Ready for love🎶 pic.twitter.com/dWiUbIhV7c
— b. (@youripides) February 22, 2019
He scored short-handed, his second shorty of the season, which is hard for him because his hands are in fact quite large.
The montage of happy Caps and bummed out Leafs is *chef’s kiss* beautiful.
Ms. Bailey already included this bit about hometown hero Tom Wilson in her excellent recap but it’s so good it’s worth reading again.
Forgot to share this little story involving Tom Wilson at Game 6 in Toronto. @russianmachine pic.twitter.com/4OHYuuXmH7
— Steve Dangle Glynn (@Steve_Dangle) April 27, 2017
every single day of my life I think about that tumblr post that was like "everyone on the toronto maple leafs is a 19 year old canadian named Morch" https://t.co/7OcU88o1V4
— king husband (@elanpin) February 2, 2019
Full RMNB Coverage of Caps at Maple Leafs
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