Oh, boy. The Capitals beat the Leafs 3-2 in Stanley Cup Champion Tom Wilson’s hometown! That was one heck of a two periods. (The first period was boring; we shan’t speak of it again.)
For the actual RMNB game recap, which always manages to balance a serious-yet-entertaining vibe, head over to Ms. Bailey’s summation of the night’s events. For insights on the math behind the madness, Mr. Cerullo has his consistently superb numbers for the morning after about Holtby and his meh teammates.
For the hugs, spankings, and shenanigans, here’s everything else!