Karl Alzner scores first goal with Montreal Canadiens 42 games into the season
Karl Alzner has never been known for his offensive abilities, but during the first period of the Montreal Canadien's game against the…
Karl Alzner has never been known for his offensive abilities, but during the first period of the Montreal Canadien's game against the…
Outdoor games are now a special part of every hockey season, evoking memories of bygone days when all hockey was played outdoors.…
Follicly-gifted Karl Alzner brought out the razor for a great cause. On Wednesday, Alzner, along with a few Canadiens buddies, shaved all…
Karl Alzner made national headlines more than five years ago when his dogs tore up his house after a triple overtime playoff…
When Alex Ovechkin got tripped in the second period, referee Brad Wilson was not happy with the offender... whoever that was. (It…
Alex Ovechkin became the first player in one hundred years to score consecutive hat tricks to start the season. Ovi even added…
With their guests down 3-0 early in the first period, the Washington Capitals used a TV timeout to thank Karl Alzner for…
When Karl Alzner entered free agency, he admitted he was a "little bit nervous." The nerves quickly subsided on July 1, when…
The Washington Capitals lost their fifth preseason game on Friday night, with their record falling to 1-5. Their lone win came in…
I have some great news for those of you who are fans of both Karl Alzner and bad dancing. The former Capitals…
Karl Alzner was in the Capitals organization for a decade. The sturdy defenseman won two Calder Cups with the Hershey Bears, owns…
Friday evening, Brett Connolly and fiancee Katrina tied the knot at Kurtz Orchards. The wedding venue is located in historic Niagara-on-the-Lake, Ontario,…
Thursday night, the old gang got back together. Several Capitals from last year's Presidents' Trophy-winning team reunited in Niagara Falls for Brett…
On July 1, longtime Capitals defenseman Karl Alzner signed a five-year, $23.125 million contract with the Montreal Canadiens, ending his time in…
The Washington Capitals are the weirdest team in the National Hockey League and Wednesday night, they proved it once again. It all…
After 591 games as a Washington Capital, Blue defenseman Karl Alzner returns to the comfort of his native Canada. By signing a…
Karl Alzner spent his entire nine year NHL career with the Washington Capitals, but on Saturday, July 1, the Burnaby, British Columbia…
TSN's Aaron Ward is reporting – unofficially – that defenseman Karl Alzner will sign a five year deal with the Montreal Canadiens with…
Defenseman Karl Alzner is generating interest from many teams ahead of the July 1st free agency. The Vancouver Canucks, Chicago Blackhawks, Dallas…
On Sunday, unrestricted free agents began speaking to other NHL teams to gauge potential interest for next season. No contract can be…
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