Logan Thompson has been updating his Instagram avatar with ridiculous Alex Ovechkin pictures
Logan Thompson is not an active poster on Instagram, but there is one part of his social media account that he's actively…
Logan Thompson is not an active poster on Instagram, but there is one part of his social media account that he's actively…
I'm dumbstruck about how to discuss the 2023-24 Washington Capitals. A lot has already been said in our team's extensive preseason coverage,…
The Chicago Blackhawks traded two-time 40-goal-scorer Alex DeBrincat to the Ottawa Senators on Thursday. DeBrincat is going into the final year of…
Alex Ovechkin was featured in a New York Times story on Wednesday entitled Alex Ovechkin Skates Into Canada’s Dense Ukrainian Enclave. The…
The Vancouver Canucks beat the Vegas Golden Knights 5-2 on Tuesday, evening up their second-round series at one game apiece. You would…
Stuck at home and tethered to your phone for the foreseeable future? Don't just doomscroll; check out our new Instagram effect and…
In breaking puppy Instagram news, Tom Wilson's new puppy, Halle, has her own Instagram account @thehallepup. The profile appears to have been…
Alex Ovechkin scored a hat trick in his second consecutive game Saturday against the New York Islanders. But afterwards, the Russian machine…
The birdman is back on social media. Wednesday night, after the Capitals lost to the New York Rangers 4-1, Evgeny Kuznetsov posted…
Evgeny Kuznetsov had a controversial summer, and now the fallout has hit his Instagram page. Kuznetsov has deleted all his photos and…
The brobeans are back at it again on Instagram. On Wednesday, Tom Wilson posted two photos in an Instagram gallery. First, he…
Since being dealt by the Capitals at the 2016 trade deadline, Brooks Laich has maintained ties with at least one Caps player…
Programming note: We're going to be doing something special on Instagram and we wanted to let you guys know. RMNB will be…
We all make typos, lord knows I make 300 a day, but the Capitals Instagram account made an especially funny mistake Wednesday…
A year ago, former Capital Brooks Laich was not adept enough at Instagram to follow his lineys, Tom Wilson and Michael Latta.…
It's already felt like way too long of a summer and the NHL playoffs aren't even over yet. Thankfully for Caps fans,…
Photo: @mikehrichards Being responsible for an aesthetically pleasing Instagram account can be a difficult task, so we’ve got to commend Mike Richards…
Our long national nightmare is over. Brooks Laich has finally given Michael Latta and Tom Wilson the Instagram follow-back for which they had been begging for a…
Those meddling kids are at it again. After Brooks Laich posted an update on his Instagram Tuesday showing him traveling back to…
This week, amateur quadcopter pilot Brooks Laich did something on Instagram he hadn't done since joining: he followed two accounts. Previously he had…
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