Stuck at home and tethered to your phone for the foreseeable future? Don’t just doomscroll; check out our new Instagram effect and find out which Caps player you are.
How to use the effect:
Please tag us so we can see who you get: @rmnb_blog. Maybe even put the video on Twitter or something.
I’d like to thank Clare Conner, the pride of Baltimore, for making the lovely player illustrations.
Shameless plug: my new EP comes out Friday at noon on a bunch of streaming platforms.
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