Tom Wilson has long been known to give TJ Oshie some loving slashes on the butt during warmups.
Prior to the Caps’ matchup against Columbus, a maniacal Oshie became the butt slasher himself, enthusiastically whacking every Capital in sight on their badonkadonk.
TJ Oshie likes to get jacked before games and Thursday night was no different. Willy Baby and Osh Babe continued their bizarre tradition of pregame butt slashes with one new twist. They were St. Patrick’s Day themed!
Washington Capitals forward TJ Oshie has an elaborate pregame warmup routine that most rational people might find strange. Oshie usually begins warmups by doing some intense puck juggling. Later he gets an undetermined amount of butt-slashes from Tom Wilson. Finally to leave the ice, Oshie skates full speed towards the tunnel and then does a long jump down the hallway.
Wednesday night, that very leap almost resulted in knocking his head coach, Barry Trotz, unconscious.
In the spirit of RMNB’s unwavering commitment to hard-hitting journalism, here’s another update to Tom Wilson and TJ Oshie’s bizarre pregame butt-slashing routine.
Tuesday night at Verizon Center, Wilson decided to keep the ritual short, whacking Oshie’s gluteus maximus once. It paid off big time.
Last night before TJ Oshie’s surprise birthday party, Tom Wilson gave the 30-year-old an early present: five backhanded slashes to the buttocks.
Yes, Wilson and Oshie’s bizarre pregame ritual continued. And today, we have three (!) videos capturing the derriere bruising.
I’m happy to report that RMNB’s wall-to-wall coverage of Tom Wilson and TJ Oshie’s weird pregame routine will continue as another butt-slashing video has surfaced on social media.
Saturday night before the Caps took on the Habs, Willy Baby gave Osh Babe nine rapid-fire slashes to the booty. It was almost as if Wilson was a jockey, trying to whack his derby horse to victory down the front stretch. The videographer, @meganrenee_90, only got Wilson in frame, but I’m sure for about 50% of you, that’s preferable anyways.
After missing seven games due to a dislocated left shoulder, TJ Oshie is back just in time for tonight’s nationally broadcast game against the Boston Bruins. Not only does that mean the Caps have more skill in the lineup, it also means more butt slashes.
Eight of them to be exact.
Tom Wilson and TJ Oshie have a strange pregame routine they perform before every game. Wilson will slam or tap his stick into Oshie’s gluteus maximus. According to Dan Steinberg, the force of the slash is determined by how the team played previously.
Thanks to two dedicated Caps fans, we now have two more videos of the tradition being carried out.
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