In my-favorite-team-is-more-fun-than-your-favorite-team news, TJ Oshie broke his stick during his butt-slash routine with Tom Wilson before the Caps-Columbus game.
As Oshie wound up and swung, his hockey stick cracked over Wilson’s, uh, iron-like derrière.
Video
Broken bat home run
cc: @Nationals @TJOshie77 x @tom_wilso pic.twitter.com/laQL0CgJ0x
— Washington ☃️ Capitals (@Capitals) December 17, 2019
Wilson can be heard letting out a loud laugh as he watches Oshie return to the bench to get new lumber.

But before he gets a new twig, Oshie decides to completely break the other one over his knee.

As the Osh Babe skates back, Wilson returns fire and hits his fellow right wing in the buttocks.
The Washington Nationals noticed the Capitals’ tweet and had this to say.
If it’s fair it’s gone… https://t.co/NyPRNNXw2Y
— Washington Nationals (@Nationals) December 17, 2019
Stay weird, y’all.