After missing seven games due to a dislocated left shoulder, TJ Oshie is back just in time for tonight’s nationally broadcast game against the Boston Bruins. Not only does that mean the Caps have more skill in the lineup, it also means more butt slashes.
Eight of them to be exact.
Eight taps. cc @russianmachine pic.twitter.com/HvoA8z6mGr
— Sonora (@sonorabp) December 8, 2016
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Yes, Wilson and Oshie continued their weird warmup routine which includes tushy taps and poor acting. Oshie explained to Dan Steinberg last season that the point of it was “just getting the boys going.”
You would have to guess that eight whacks of fiberglass to the ass will make Oshie super-pumped for tonight’s game.
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