I’m happy to report that RMNB’s wall-to-wall coverage of Tom Wilson and TJ Oshie’s weird pregame routine will continue as another butt-slashing video has surfaced on social media.
Saturday night before the Caps took on the Habs, Willy Baby gave Osh Babe nine rapid-fire slashes to the booty. It was almost as if Wilson was a jockey, trying to whack his derby horse to victory down the front stretch. The videographer, @meganrenee_90, only got Wilson in frame, but I’m sure for about 50% of you, that’s preferable anyways.
— Steph (@stephaniedmv) December 18, 2016
I’d like to remind our audience that while I’m superstitious, superstitions are dumb. The Caps lost to Montreal 2-1 Saturday and neither Wilson or Oshie registered a point. So either this routine doesn’t actually correlate to anything positive or Wilson will need to bring the brute force Wednesday in Philadelphia.
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