Andre Burakovsky, our nephew, signs two-year deal with Colorado Avalanche
Mischievous neighborhood youth Andre Burakovsky is about ten million dollars richer. The 25-year-old Swedish forward signed a two-year deal with the Colorado…
Mischievous neighborhood youth Andre Burakovsky is about ten million dollars richer. The 25-year-old Swedish forward signed a two-year deal with the Colorado…
Colorado Avalanche forward Andre Burakovsky hit 13 goals this week, surpassing last season's goal total in 44 fewer games. As an avowed…
Connor McDavid is really, really good at hockey. And even though the team he was playing against started their back-up back-up goalie,…
Radko Gudas came to the Capitals in an early off-season trade that sent Matt Niskanen to Philadelphia. The 6'0", 204-pound defenseman has…
Tuesday night, Tom Wilson, Andre Burakovsky, and Christian Djoos attended a DC United game at Audi Field. The trio went onto the…
Thursday morning, Andre Burakovksy was promoted back to the third line with Brett Connolly and Lars Eller to try and find his…
Amid the rumors circulating that the Capitals have asked for several mid to high draft picks in exchange for winger Andre Burakovsky,…
Andre Burakovsky is in the final year of a two-year bridge contract that will make him a restricted free agent this summer.…
Amidst trade talk, Andre Burakovsky is trying to turn his season around. In the first period of the Caps bout against the…
After serving brief stints out of the lineup and fighting to get back in, both Andre Burakovsky and Madison Bowey will make…
Tuesday evening, Caps center Nicklas Backstrom didn't play against the the Philadelphia Flyers due to an illness. Backstrom practiced Wednesday and Thursday,…
Y'all, Santa is giving the Caps coal for Christmas. And by coal I mean a spate of almost-injuries before their holiday break.…
After missing over 10 games with a concussion, TJ Oshie is finally back and fully participating in practice. Oshie was placed on…
Andre Burakovsky had what was probably his best game of the season against the Chicago Blackhawks Wednesday night. He scored on a…
Earlier this season, we covered two different corn mazes that were Capitals and Stanley Cup themed. There's more farm madness to add…
Tuesday night's preseason game against the Boston Bruins was lackluster, as the Caps dropped their second preseason game against the B's 5-2.…
Over the summer, the Capitals roasted each other mercilessly on social media. At the start of training camp on Friday, that theme…
There's a saying that goes "true friends can insult each other on a daily basis knowing most of it is a joke."…
The Washington Capitals are holding their annual team-building darts tournament ahead of their game against the New York Rangers on Monday. To…
The Caps were a juggernaut during the 2016-17 regular season. The 118 points the team accumulated led the league by seven and,…
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