‘Twas The Night Before Christmas’ As Read By Caps PA Announcer Wes Johnson (Video)
Wes and his beautiful wife, Kim. (Photo: Wes Johnson) Wes Johnson is a national treasure and we're lucky to have him as…
Wes and his beautiful wife, Kim. (Photo: Wes Johnson) Wes Johnson is a national treasure and we're lucky to have him as…
The holidays are upon us. The gifts are wrapped, you've listened to our holiday office party podcast, and all that's left is…
Photos: Amanda Bowen The Capitals joined the Wizards and Mystics for MSE Foundation's annual Family-to Family gift delivery in the local DC…
Merry Christmas, RMNB Maniacs, which is apparently what Ian is calling you now. The hockey team is on break, but the blog…
Photo: Gregg Forwerck The Capitals followed up Sunday night's road win against the New York Rangers with another road win, beating the…
Those meddling kids are at it again. After Brooks Laich posted an update on his Instagram Tuesday showing him traveling back to…
Teeny tiny Tom Wilson. During the second period of Caps-Canes, Joe Beninati wished us Happy Holidays in the best way possible: by presenting…
Monday night, the Capitals survived a last-minute onslaught by the Carolina Hurricanes. With seven seconds left, defenseman Matt Niskanen blocked three straight shots…
Latta sounds like lot of. No one has ever tried this joke before. (Photo: Gregg Forwerck) One day after defeating the New…
In the 477th game of his NHL career, Eric Fehr just participated in his first fight. The former Cap/current Penguin/author of The…
Way back in November, Sportsnet highlighted the Capitals' pregame routine, which included a lot of dancing and gyrating. Since then, the Capitals…
Last week, the Capitals released their holiday video, which was an homage to the film A Christmas Story. It was fantastic. The biggest…
Photo: Amanda Bowen In a game that can't possibly be more exciting than the past two, the Caps visit the Hurricanes in…
Photo: @andreburakovsky Last night before the Capitals took on the New York Rangers, Caps Swedes Marcus Johansson and Andre Burakovsky tried to…
Photo: Patrick Smith It's been a good week for Capitals forward TJ Oshie. With five goals and three assists in the past…
Photo: Jared Silber On Friday night, after allowing goals on back-to-back shots, Braden Holtby was pulled in favor of backup netminder Philipp…
Photo: Bruce Bennett The Capitals extended their lead atop the Metropolitan Division to 8 points by crushing the New York Rangers 7-3 at…
Nothing is forbidden anymore. The Washington Capitals can seemingly surrender a two-spot to any team in the league just so they can have…
New York Rangers pest supreme Tanner Glass learned a valuable lesson against the Washington Capitals on Sunday: don't touch Braden Holtby. Late…
Famous skiffle musician Paul McCartney is at Madison Square Garden for the Caps/Rangers game tonight. Known for his work with the "rock" band…
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