Alex Ovechkin: ‘I’ll Only Be Very Happy If [The Caps] Sign Ilya Nikulin’
Photo: Sov Sport Wednesday, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin received his seventh Kharlamov Trophy as the most valuable Russian player in the…
Photo: Sov Sport Wednesday, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin received his seventh Kharlamov Trophy as the most valuable Russian player in the…
This awful, terrible photoshop is by me and I'm not sorry. Brooks Laich and Julianne Hough announced they were engaged Tuesday morning.…
Brooks Laich is officially off the market. You missed your chance. The Capitals forward and his movie-star girlfriend Julianne Hough just announced…
Editor's Note: Welcome to Part II of Friend of RMNB and certified dancing queen Ben Scarbro’s investigation into what the Brouwer Rangers will…
Editor's Note: The Washington Capitals have made a ton of moves this offseason, from acquiring T.J. Oshie and re-signing restricted free agent…
Russianhockey.de Alex Rogulev of Rsport published a fascinating report on Friday that could spell big changes for the Washington blue line next season. According to the…
Last week, Russian rapper T-Killah posted an Instagram video of Alex Ovechkin sweaty and shirtless. Because reasons. The two comrades, along with…
Around noon on Tuesday, Matt Cane of Puck++ tipped off the internet to a new job listing at the Washington Capitals. The…
You guys, today is August 8th (8/8) and you know what that means! It’s time to celebrate Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin…
On Wednesday, restricted free agent Marcus Johansson and the Washington Capitals went to arbitration. Johansson asked for $4.75 million while the Caps…
Photos: Frederick Keys Friday night at 7:05 PM, RMNB's hometown Frederick Keys will take on the Myrtle Beach Pelicans at Harry Grove…
Photo: Amanda Bowen Thursday afternoon, the Washington Capitals announced the signing of 2015 second-round pick Jonas Siegenthaler to a three-year, entry-level contract.…
Los Angeles Kings goaltender Jonathan Quick contributed to Derek Jeter's blog, The Players' Tribune, on Wednesday and tried to explain why some…
On July 3rd, we all shed a tear when Joel Ward signed a three-year deal with those bastard San Jose Sharks. The…
Capitals defenseman Brooks Orpik underwent surgery on his wrist today, according to a team release. The announcement didn't specify which of Orpik's wrists needed…
I have some bad news to report. Former Washington Capitals third-line center and awesome human being Eric Fehr has joined the dark…
Photo: Rob Carr On Wednesday, July 29th, the Capitals and Marcus Johansson have an arbitration hearing to decide the forward's salary for…
Photos via @sassybrassy1985 Newest Capital TJ Oshie and long-time girlfriend Lauren Cosgrove tied the knot on Saturday in a large wedding ceremony…
Braden Holtby just signed a five-year, $30.1 million contract that will keep him a Capital until the next decade. One player that's…
You can now put down your paper bags. Braden Holtby has finally re-signed, inking a five-year, $30.5 million contract. The multi-year deal…
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