This awful, terrible photoshop is by me and I’m not sorry.
Brooks Laich and Julianne Hough announced they were engaged Tuesday morning. One person who was excited about this news was Michael Latta.
— Michael Latta (@Latta17) August 18, 2015
What an incredible gesture for Michael to skip…
…the All-Star Game?
[checks Latta’s stats]
This was definitely a joke. A good joke, but was it a great joke?
Let’s go to our judges…
Superb joke. 10 out of 10.
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