The Hershey Bears tried the spaghetti from ‘Elf’ and the results were hilarious (Video)
The holiday season is here, which means that many people are watching some of their favorite Christmas movies. For many, this includes…
The holiday season is here, which means that many people are watching some of their favorite Christmas movies. For many, this includes…
Thursday night, Star Wars: The Last Jedi opened in theaters. The saga's eighth installment had the second biggest Thursday opening ever, earning…
After existing for two decades, AOL shut down its instant messaging service, AIM, Friday. Since 1997, the program helped family and friends…
Brooks Orpik did not participate in Capitals practice Friday morning, with coach Barry Trotz citing an... uh, body injury of some sort.…
37-year-old Brooks Orpik missed Friday's Capitals practice due to an upper-body injury. Taylor Chorney took Orpik's spot in the lineup and the…
Outdoor games are now a special part of every hockey season, evoking memories of bygone days when all hockey was played outdoors.…
Before the Capitals and Bruins game kicked off, Mike Vogel and John Walton had their Two-Man Advantage pregame chat by the TD…
Alex Ovechkin is on fire this season and here's another example. Thursday night in Boston, the Russian machine was on the ice…
Former Capitals forward Michael Latta is on the move again. After appearing in 20 games for the Tuscon Roadrunners, the Arizona Coyotes'…
Jakub Vrana, pronounced YAK-oob, scored his tenth goal of the season Thursday night in Boston on a beautiful individual play. Vrana has…
On January 20th, the Hershey Bears will face off against the Lehigh Valley Phantoms in the 2018 Outdoor Classic as part of…
The Washington Capitals are up in snowy, gross Boston to face the Bruins. The last time the Bruins beat the Capitals was…
Finals week only occurs twice a year for college students around the country, but those weeks are easily the most stressful stretches…
Americans tend to have a bit of difficulty pronouncing foreigners' names, usually Americanizing them to align with a pronunciation that rolls off…
Think about the largest penguin you've ever seen. It's probably an emperor penguin, and it probably stands less than 4 feet tall.…
The holiday season is here, and folks are hustling and bustling trying to pick up last minute gifts for friends and family.…
Follicly-gifted Karl Alzner brought out the razor for a great cause. On Wednesday, Alzner, along with a few Canadiens buddies, shaved all…
The best life announcements, whether they be for pregnancies, weddings, or new jobs, are the ones that think outside the box. These…
Long road trips for hockey players can be quite boring. Between the planes and buses, hotel stays, and long days away from…
Washington Capitals captain and three-time NHL MVP Alex Ovechkin has a new favorite shirt and -- oh my god -- it's ours.…
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