It’s a rainy Sunday morning in what we’ll call the tristate area as soon as DC gets its statehood.
At noon today, the Washington Capitals will host the New York Rangers in their quest to add another taco to the taco chart below. It will be a national broadcast, and you know what that means.
My name is Peter, and I’ll be your recapper for the day.
|Record||15 – 14 – 4||22-7-4|
|Shot Attempt %||48.4%||50.1%|
Here’s how we think the Caps will line up today, with Samsonov in net.
Ovechkin – Kuznetsov – Sprong
Sheary – Backstrom – Wilson
Vrana – Oshie – Panik
Hagelin – Dowd – Hathaway
Dillon – Carlson
Orlov – Schultz
Chara – Jensen
Legend: 🌮 = win; 🚽 = loss; 🤷 = OTL
A torrid goal-scoring pace this month has put Alex Ovechkin just outside striking distance of the goal-scoring lead.
It’s the hashtag #notmycat, a catalogue of people who spend a lot of time with a cat that is not their cat. It began, I think, with this snoop:
The neighbours just put the house up for sale. Couldn’t resist checking it out on Zoopla.
That’s our bloody cat. pic.twitter.com/w4YnxNZOLq
— Michael Hubank (@generoom) March 28, 2021
Screenshot courtesy of Sportsnet
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