Marc-Édouard Vlasic saves hot tub from bees while dressed in hockey gear
Marc-Édouard Vlasic was set to have a relaxing Sunday after the San Jose Sharks chose to protect the defenseman in the expansion…
Marc-Édouard Vlasic was set to have a relaxing Sunday after the San Jose Sharks chose to protect the defenseman in the expansion…
A handful of NHL teams made last-minute trades before the NHL roster freeze went into effect Saturday. The goal of most of…
Thirty-seven year-old dreamboat Joe Thornton got eliminated from the playoffs when his San Jose Sharks fell to the Edmonton Oilers in six games.…
Good morning, hockey fans. If you stayed awake into the wee hours of Friday, you got to watch a fast-paced, evenly matched…
The Capitals are kicking off their west coast road trip tonight against the San Jose Sharks. Bad news bears, the Sharks are…
The Caps lost to the San Jose Sharks 3-0 in a slow, painful battle. This stops their winning streak at five games. The game started…
Chomp chomp, the Caps are facing the Sharks tonight and y'all have BETTER voted. Not for the presidential election, I'm talking about the…
Nine days ago, Capitals General Manager Brian MacLellan lamented the loss of Joel Ward during his season-ending press conference. “I mean, you…
Photo: Nick Wass Hello from RMNB, where we're all having nervous breakdowns at the same time. Tonight the Caps wrap up their west…
Photo credit: Patrick McDermott With both Alex Ovechkin and Nicklas Backstrom out of the lineup for the first time in years and…
For years, the Caps and the Sharks played a similar style of hockey that is exhausting but entertaining: fast end-to-end hockey with…
Brown vs Volpatti, last season (Photo: Geoff Burke) The Capitals have had two full days and then some to recover from that lowly…
Let's hope this goes better this time around (Photo: Geoff Burke, USA Today Sports) Pity poor San Jose. So close to San…
Irwin is an anteater. (Photo: Patrick McDermott) It's started as badly as you could imagine. After just 10 minutes, the Caps trailed the San…
Ovi got two on Saturday, but it's a long, hard road to the Richard. And, oh yeah, the playoffs. Coming to Verizon Center at…
Photo: Marcio Jose Sanchez There we were-- at #RMNBParty6, pretending like we knew how to recap a game when really we had…
Photo: Rob Carr Gone are the days of the Sabres and Leafs. The Washington Capitals hosted the actually good San Jose Sharks on…
Photo via @kinseyjanke There are a billion jokes around this topic (e.g. what will happen when San Jose and Carolina play next…
Photo credit: Greg Fiume In the Capitals' 3-1 victory over the Flames Tuesday, Mike Green made his grand return to the line-up…
Doug Johnson is a Puck Buddy. You will read his website and follow his Twitter thing. The Puck Drop: Hey everybody! It's…
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