Chomp chomp, the Caps are facing the Sharks tonight and y’all have BETTER voted. Not for the presidential election, I’m talking about the bobblehead election.
Happy Tuesday, the Sharks are not doing too well in comparison to how they stood at the end of last season. You know, the cup final and all. They’re sitting at .500 and I’m sure the start of this six-game road trip for them won’t help. The San Jose Sharks have also called up Kevin Labanc who is expected to make his debut tonight, who is apparently not looking too shabby (number wise).
Anyway, I still miss Joel Ward.
We begin at 7:00 PM on CSN. CHOMP CHOMP.
|Team||Record||Possession||PDO||Power Play||Penalty Kill|
|San Jose Sharks||6-6-0||54.05%||96.5||19.5%||87.1%|
Here we go, team:
Ovechkin – Backstrom – Oshie
Johansson – Kuznetsov – Williams
Burakovsky – Eller – Wilson
Sanford – Beagle – Winnik
Alzner – Niskanen
Orlov – Carlson
Orpik – Schmidt
No, seriously, look at this.
— Phil Kessel (@PKessel81) November 8, 2016
Yes, I agree, this election has been the worst. We’ve seen racist rants from facebook “friends”, longwinded essays from people that think they’re running a campaign, and worst of all…lying memes. But, I’m here to help you calm down with this treasure of a video. You’re welcome and take deep breaths, we’re almost there.
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