Eastern Conference Round Two: Rangers vs Caps, Plus a Chat With Neill Fowler
Just last night, the PuckBuddys took delivery of their brand-spankin'-new ginormous UHD TV-monster. We've never actually had HD before, so we're particularly…
Just last night, the PuckBuddys took delivery of their brand-spankin'-new ginormous UHD TV-monster. We've never actually had HD before, so we're particularly…
Splat goes Tom Wilson Every season it's the same. It begins, invariably, with a euphoric burst of optimism that somehow, this year,…
Photo: Alex Brandon / Associated Press It's "Rivalry Night", kiddos, and there's nearly no better rivalry in the NHL right now than…
This is literally every picture ever of the Caps and Flyers. As if back-to-back matinees weren't enough, today's game against the Flyers…
Let's hope this goes better this time around (Photo: Geoff Burke, USA Today Sports) Pity poor San Jose. So close to San…
Another day, another chance at redemption. First off, nobody's panicking here. I said NOBODY'S PANICKING HERE but maybe just a teensy and…
It's here, and there's no use chirping at the other squad at this point. Except to say...we dare not say anything at…
Sad Lundqvist is sad. 'Tis the holiday season and we're just going to go ahead and assume you've all been enjoying the…
The Swedish Machine, doin' his thing with the Florida Cats You know that scene in the Star Wars movie? The first one...or,…
It's a peculiar character trait that, sometimes, after having tempted the Fates only to inexplicably emerge unscathed and victorious, one seeks not…
Ohai Neuvy! It is with heavy heart that we regret to inform you the PuckBuddys will be going dark for a week…
On any given night, there's a fanboy somewhere, watching a hockey game and saying "Well, we shoulda won that, it was just a…
A little Swede on Swede action at last year's Caps Wings match About that recent little jaunt to the land of moose…
Matt Hendricks and Boyd Gordon, who play on the same line, fml. The Capitals are off and away on their grand Canadian…
EightToFastToCatch getting a work in the slop (Photo: Anne Frederick / Maryland Million Ltd) When we last left our four-legged equine hero, EightToFastToCatch,…
“Cautiously optimistic” is one of those contorted bits of language that gets tossed about with abandon in Washington. DC loves bad language;…
Photo: B. Bennett “Some things are destined to be - it just takes us a couple of tries to get there.” - J.R.…
[Ed. note: Oh my. Here we are, once more, teetering on the precipice. Wisenheimers will tell you stat this and odds that.…
[Ed. note: Jason Rogers, Sperm Whale captain and hockey Hemingway, is back for your amuse bouche. But be warned: do not take…
Early Morning Skate: So, the last time we were here, we were there. Filthy Philadelphia, needing a solid road win, and feeling…
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