Another #AlzyCelly: Karl Alzner Slams Thor’s Hammer After Shootout Win
A few weeks ago after the Washington Capitals beat the Winnipeg Jets in the shootout, Karl Alzner picked up where Mathieu Perreault…
Happy Hallo-wein: Karl Alzner Dresses His Pups in Hot Dog Costume For Halloween (Photo)
Photo credit: @KarlAlzner Okay I'm figuratively dying over here. This is amazing.
Karl Alzner Checks Two Vancouver Canucks Players At The Same Time (GIF)
A few weeks ago, the RMNB servers almost melted down when Washington Capitals forward Tom Wilson checked three Columbus Blue Jackets players…
Karl Alzner and John Carlson Don’t Want You to Hurt Cats or Dogs (Photos)
Am I writing my third Caps dog post in a week? I am writing my third Caps dog post in a week.…
Introducing the #AlzyCelly: Karl Alzner Shoots Imaginary Bow & Arrow After Shootout Win (GIF)
Last season, Mathieu Perreault made Washington Capitals shootout victories a bit more memorable with his bench freak-outs, which we dubbed the #PerryCelly. It…
Moar Caps Dog Calendar Photos
The Washington Capitals released a behind-the-scenes video on Tuesday that gives us a peak behind the curtain of the upcoming Caps Dog…
Winning Feels Nice: Caps Top Blue Jackets 4-1
Happy times! (Photo credit: Patrick McDermott) Finishing up their longest home stand of the season, the Washington Capitals took on new look…
Caps Players Wear Silly Props In Photos For New Dog Calendar
Ovi poses with Hook, a one-eyed pitbull mix. (Photo credit: MSE Foundation) The Washington Capitals may have authored a convincing 4-2 victory…
Joel Ward: Karl Alzner and John Carlson Had to “Superman-Carry Me Out of the Top of the Bathroom”
Photo: @JohnCarlson74 Washington Capitals forward Joel Ward joined former NHL players Jamie McLennan and Jeff O'Neill on TSN 1050 Radio this afternoon.…
#OperationSaveWardo: Joel Ward Trapped in a Dallas Hotel Bathroom
Joel Ward spent his morning stuck in a hotel bathroom. The lock on the Dallas Omni bathroom door wouldn't give, but lucky…
So That Happened: Team Sexy Legs Falls to Team Swede in Capitals Player Ping Pong Tournament (Photos)
Yep. (Photos by Chris Gordon) There were some wild panels at this year’s Capitals Convention. My friend Kate cooked with Mike Green,…
Mike Green Wins SneakerBall Charity Award, But You Just Want Pics of Caps in Suits
Green with his fiancée Courtney Parrie On Tuesday night, extremely rich and beautiful sports people congregated at the National Building Museum on…
Karl Alzner Feeds His Dogs McDonalds to Celebrate Murphy’s Fifth Birthday (Photos)
It's a holiday in Caps land. Karl Alzner's dog Murphy turns five-years-old today. To celebrate, Karl gave all three of his pups…
How the “Jagr” Division Will Spend Its Dough in 2013-14
With the signing of Karl Alzner, the Washington Capitals are just one Johansson-shaped puzzle piece away from finalizing its roster for 2013-14.…
Karl Alzner Signs Four Year, $11.2 Million Extension, Also Returns to Twitter
Photo credit: Bruce Bennett The Washington Capitals have announced that they've re-signed restricted free agent defenseman Karl Alzner to a four-year deal…
Yes, That’s Karl Alzner on Your Metro Train
The Washington Capitals' season ended abruptly in May. Since being laid to rest by the New York Rangers, all players have returned…
Country Music Enthusiasts Karl Alzner and Matt Hendricks Go To Luke Bryan Concert (Photos)
Photo credit: @nickludeman The Washington Capitals have long been divided when it comes to music. The Capitals captain, Alex Ovechkin, loves weird…
Sad Caps (Photos)
Photo was touched up to remove the NHL executive handshake-passing the ref a 100-dollar bill. (Photo credit: Greg Fiume) With their 5-0…
Explaining #PerryCelly: The Story Behind Mathieu Perreault’s Freak Outs
It was mid-March and Karl Alzner was on the Internet. Like most twentysomethings, he looked up silly videos on YouTube to kill…
“Casual Mike” Green Stays Cool With 8th Career OT Goal
Boom. (Photo credit: Greg Fiume) Whether he's riding a Vespa on 66, sporting hair that doesn't make sense, or scoring an overtime…
