Caps Smack Leafs 5-1; Don’t Hit Nicky!
Photo credit: Patrick McDermott Looking to extend their season-high seven game win streak, the Washington Capitals hosted the Toronto Maple Leafs on…
Photo credit: Patrick McDermott Looking to extend their season-high seven game win streak, the Washington Capitals hosted the Toronto Maple Leafs on…
Note: I'm writing this post heavily medicated and a day after right-leg surgery. Yes, I'm hockey-player tough. While the Washington Capitals got…
Photo credit: Elsa Washcaps Philaflyers. Last game good. This game less good. Make words hurt so use less. Puck not in good…
This is what happens when you're in the box too much. (Photo credit: Patrick McDermott) Backstrom (boarding), Hendricks (holding), Kundratek (delay of…
Photo credit: Eliot J. Schechter The Washington Capitals schlepped down to that bustling metropolis of Sunrise to face the Florida Panthers on…
Photo credit: Rob Carr Nothing is going right for the Washington Capitals right now. But one of the biggest problems is clear:…
Alex Ovechkin high fives fans on the way to the locker room after warmups. (Photos by Chris Gordon) At 7:12 PM on…
Caption contest! (Photo credit: @tombeline) The Washington elite and tourists turned out in droves on Monday, filling the nation's capital for the…
Alzner, left, seen here not tweeting. (Photo credit: Chris Gordon) The NHL lockout caused many casualties. Games, fans -- all lost to…
John Carlson's hair at the Redskins game. (Via @DCSportsBog) At 5:45 on Sunday morning, we learned that the NHL and NHLPA had…
Peter said it best a few weeks ago. RMNB has zero interest in covering the actual lockout. "Financial negotiations (and their public…
With the lockout a little over a month old, Karl Alzner's dog Murphy decided to show the type of free-thinking and ingenuity…
Sam Jacobson, a 16-year-old lymphoma survivor, had his wish come true when he spent two days with the Capitals and his hockey…
Despite his strong play throughout the season, Karl Alzner might be more famous lately for his dogs' bad behavior. A month ago,…
Photo credit: Clydeorama [Ed. note: This summer, RMNB will review each Washington Capitals player. We will discuss each roster player by the…
We try to read lips, but it's not easy to know what our Capitals are saying. Not unless a HBO crew is…
There were a few common themes to the Capitals' last postseason interviews, before they went their separate ways for summer. The first…
Photo credit: Robb Carr Dale Hunter played 872 games as a Washington Capitals player. He lasted just 74 behind the team's bench.…
In a few short hours, the Capitals will face the Rangers in New York City to battle over who will advance to…
Photo credit: Patrick McDermott The Capitals had they backs against the wall Wednesday in Game 6, down 3-2 in the series after…
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