Alex Ovechkin Does Ice Bucket Challenge, Nominates Eminem (!?)
You knew it was coming. Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin has taken up the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, and he has done…
You knew it was coming. Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin has taken up the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, and he has done…
Photo: Patrick McDermott One half of the fabled Carlzner defensive pairing, Karl Alzner was sent to shut down the Caps' toughest opponents all year. Plus:…
Despite not making the playoffs, a lot of Washington Capitals players still have some hockey left to play. Last week, Caps captain…
Photo: Chris Gordon On Monday, the Washington Capitals held Breakdown Day at Kettler Capitals Iceplex. For two hours, Caps players filed out…
Photos by Chris Gordon After missing the playoffs for the first time in seven years, most Caps players were resigned when they…
Photo: Patrick Smith The Caps are bad at defense and give up a lot of odd-man breaks. Even when they win, Washington…
Yep. (Photos by Chris Gordon) Wednesday night, the Washington Capitals held their fourth annual Casino Night at the Pentagon City Sheraton. Fans…
Photo: Rob Carr If the Caps squeak into the playoffs, you might have to thank Karl Alzner. Not for his defense —…
Yesterday, something terrible happened on Little Falls Road in Arlington. Jennifer Lawson, a 39-year-old mother of three, was struck and killed by…
Photo: Capital Hill's @md_dc Saturday morning was a time for ceremonial hockey hardware to be awarded. Team Finland beat John Carlson and…
This makes an excellent creepy wallpaper. Click to enlarge. (Photos by Patrick McDermott) In 2008, the Washington Capitals launched Courage Caps, a program…
Photo credit: Rob Carr After Brooks Laich shanked a beautiful slap pass from Karl Alzner in the first period, it didn't seem…
Don Cherry warms-up the piano-desk. (Photo credit: @jessespector) Around the same time I posted my article about Karl Alzner wigging out on…
The second period of the Friday night's game against the Toronto Maple Leafs became more about face-punching than hockey -- which surprises…
Aww! (Photo credit: Patrick McDermott) On December 6, 2008, Karl Alzner, a 20-year-old old defenseman one year removed from the WHL, scored…
Alzner can be seen on the bottom right corner. The Washington Capitals needed the shootout to dismiss the Montreal Canadiens tonight. Their…
Photo: Patrick McDermott Capitals defender and everyone's imaginary best friend forever Karl Alzner appeared on the Marek vs Wyshysnki podcast on Thursday…
If the Washington Capitals were uptight before their game against hated rival Pittsburgh tonight, you wouldn't know it watching NBCSN's pre-game show.…
GIF by welshhockeyfan When Mathieu Perreault was traded to the Anaheim Ducks, the Caps lost more than a talented forward. Perreault was…
The Washington Capitals beat the Minnesota Wild 3-2 in the shootout and you know what that means: time for another #AlzyCelly. This…
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