Happiness Survey, December 2025: EOY executive readout and action items
Happy Boxing Day, Caps fans who know what Boxing Day is. I do not. What I do know is your level of…
You are overdue to complete your Happiness Survey, please do so before COB today
Time for the several-times-a-year mandatory but silly excercise where you score how you feel about the Caps
Happiness Survey, April 2025: Circle back for learnings and action items
The Washington Capitals' postseason begins tonight, and thank goodness before it begins we have an authoritative record of your feelings about its…
You simply must complete the Happiness Survey right now
It is time for the playoffs, but I admit I am unprepared. I lack the critical information about how you are feeling…
Happiness Survey, March 2025: Executive readout and talk track for all-hands meeting
Thank you for obliging us and completing the almost-the-end-of-the-season Happiness Survey. You were one of 1700 respondents, and you are appreciated. I…
We hereby command you to fill out the Happiness Survey, please
The regular season is waning, and I have zero data about your emotional state vis a vis the Washington Capitals. This is…
Happiness Survey, January 2025: AI-generated summary
Last week, you volunteered to participate in our most recent Happiness Survey. Thank you. Our RMNB data scientists have Extracted, Transformed, and…
Halfway into the season, you must now complete the Happiness Survey
Fifty percent done, and it went so fast. Wednesday's overtime win over Vancouver was Washington's 41st game of the season, and that…
Happiness Survey, November 2024: executive summary (for internal use only)
On behalf of the Happiness Survey Working Group, I'd like to thank you for your mandatory participation in our most recent Happiness…
It is time for you to complete the Happiness Survey
Obligatory twenty-games-in survey time. This is the semi-regular ritual where we record your feelings about the Washington Capitals. I'm emphasizing the feelings…
Happiness Survey, end of 2024: Executive Summary (do not distribute)
Your participation in the Happiness Survey was appreciated by everyone here in the Customer Success Department of RMNB. Our team completed rigorous…
You will now complete the Caps Happiness Survey
The regular season is over and the Washington Capitals now prepare for the Stanley Cup Playoffs. In this moment, we demand to…
Happiness Survey, February 2024: Executive Summary (confidential)
Thank you for completing the Happiness Survey, a silly and mandatory check-in about your feelings. This is the second survey of the…
It is again time for you to complete the Caps Happiness Survey
We are deep in the All-Star break, so it's time we check in on your feelings. How are you feeling, specifically about…
Happiness Survey, December 2023: Executive Summary (top secret)
You were so kind as to fill out the Happiness Survey once the Caps hit the twenty game mark, thank you. This…
You will now complete the Caps Happiness Survey
Twenty games in: you know the rules. We need to know how you are feeling about the Washington Capitals. But because feelings…
Executive Summary for the Happiness Survey for 2023Q1 (Do not forward)
The Washington Capitals are on a five-game losing streak, which might have influenced our most recent happiness survey. It is possible that…
Oh no, unfortunately it’s time again for the Caps happiness survey
We are nearly sixty games into the season, so we're slightly overdue for the happiness survey. Probably would have looked a bit…
Executive Summary for the first Happiness Survey of 2022-23 (confidential)
We are twenty games into the season, and the Washington Capitals are not great, folks. But standings points and five-on-five score- and…
It’s time for you to take the Caps happiness survey
Hello. We are twenty games into the season, so I wanted to check on your happiness. This is a fun exercise that…
