Happiness Survey

Executive Summary for the Happiness Survey for 2023Q1 (Do not forward)

The Washington Capitals are on a five-game losing streak, which might have influenced our most recent happiness survey. It is possible that your feelings have been affected by Washington’s current 25-percent chance of making the playoffs. We shall see.

Here now is the executive summary for the second happiness survey of the season. Nearly 2000 respondents scored each Capitals player from 1 to 5, based on how happy the respondent is that the player is on the team.

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Oh no, unfortunately it’s time again for the Caps happiness survey

We are nearly sixty games into the season, so we’re slightly overdue for the happiness survey. Probably would have looked a bit different if we did this during the new years break, but those are the breaks.

Anyway, this is supposed to be a fun exercise that will take you three minutes to complete.

On a scale from 1 to 5 how HAPPY you are to have each player on the team. What does “happy” mean to you? Plato says he who lives well is blessed and happy. I don’t think that’s helpful to today’s exercise. Just go with vibes. Skip players if you want.

Take the survey

We’ll share the results soonish.

Thanks. Have a nice Sunday and a nice Presidents’ Day. We have had like two good ones ever.

Executive Summary for the second Happiness Survey of 2021-22 (for your eyes only)

The trade deadline is coming up in less than a week. The Capitals roster may change soon, so this is our last chance to measure them using the most important statistic of all: our feelings.

Here now is the executive summary for the second happiness survey of the season. About 2,300 respondents scored each Capitals player from 1 to 5, based on how happy the respondent is that the player is on the team.

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Please take our new Caps players happiness survey

Hello. The trade deadline is coming up in like a week, so maybe this is our last chance to take stock of the Washington Capitals before they change, whether that change is aggressive or futile or whatever.

Here comes the happiness survey for 2022, financial quarter 2.

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