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You will now complete the Caps Happiness Survey

Caps Happiness Survey
Photo: Alan Dobbins/RMNB

The regular season is over and the Washington Capitals now prepare for the Stanley Cup Playoffs. In this moment, we demand to know your feelings. Tell us about your feelings, preferably about each of the Washington Capitals, one at a time. With numbers.

This is a less-than-half serious exercise, but it will only take you a couple minutes to complete, and you’ll feel good about it. Regrettably, your participation is mandatory.

Just answer on a scale from 1 to 5 how HAPPY you are to have each player on the team. What does happy mean? Mick Jagger Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones said he “needed a love to keep me happy” as other things would not suffice:

Never got a flash out of cocktails
When I got some flesh off the bone
Never got a lift out of Lear jets
When I can fly way back home

Alas, this definition of happy may not be yours. You decide what happy means to you.

Take the survey

We’ll share the results when they’re done. Thank you for your time.

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