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It is time for you to complete the Happiness Survey

Obligatory twenty-games-in survey time. This is the semi-regular ritual where we record your feelings about the Washington Capitals. I’m emphasizing the feelings part. There are no statistics here. Following the survey, I will conduct a statistical analysis and report my findings.

This is not a serious exercise. If you have three minutes and any whimsy in your heart, this survey is for you.

Just answer on a scale from 1 to 5 how HAPPY you are to have each player on the team. What does happy mean? Well, the poet Pharrell Williams writes,

Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
Clap along if you feel like that’s what you wanna do

So there’s that.

Take the survey

I’ll share results when it’s over. Thanks.

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