Please fill out the Happiness Survey before COB today

Happiness Survey
📸: Katie Alder/RMNB

FINALLY. Summer felt endless, which is fine if you’re a Beach Boy, but it sucks if your job is writing about ice hockey. The regular season, two games bigger this year, is about to begin, but I have a major problem. I know nothing about your happiness levels. Unacceptable.

You will now fill out the Happiness Survey. It takes two minutes, it is fun, and in a couple days we’ll review the data together.

The Happiness Survey is compulsory, alas, but it is not a big deal. Just answer on a scale from 1 to 5 how HAPPY you are to have each player on the team. You decide what happy means to you. It could be a warm puppy, it could be two gargantuan Belarusians.

A couple days from now I will crunch the data and share it.

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