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Halfway into the season, you must now complete the Happiness Survey

Happiness Survey
📸: Katie Alder/RMNB

Fifty percent done, and it went so fast. Wednesday’s overtime win over Vancouver was Washington’s 41st game of the season, and that means we must now collect, collate, and codify your feelings about the Washington Capitals. You will fill out a very short, very fun survey, and then in a couple days we’ll chuckle about it.

This is mostly a bit. Don’t stress about it too hard. If you have three minutes, you can handle this. Just answer on a scale from 1 to 5 how HAPPY you are to have each player on the team. Happy means different things to people, just like the USSR does. You decide happy means to you.

Take the survey

I’ll share results when it’s over. Thanks.

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