Dmitry Orlov celebrates 28th birthday with Vladimir Tarasenko
Washington Capitals defenseman Dmitry Orlov celebrated his 28th birthday on Tuesday with a fellow famous Russian hockey couple. The Orlovs had dinner…
Washington Capitals defenseman Dmitry Orlov celebrated his 28th birthday on Tuesday with a fellow famous Russian hockey couple. The Orlovs had dinner…
Over the weekend, the 2019 Draft was held in Vancouver, British Columbia. Hundreds of teenage hockey players realized their dream and were…
Dmitrij Jaskin turned 26 on Saturday. The Russian-born Czech forward, who was scratched against the Flyers, had a birthday party at his…
What a year it's been for Alex Ovechkin. He became a Stanley Cup Champion in his 13th year pro and gained some…
At midnight, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin turned 32-years-old. To celebrate, three minutes after the hour, Ovechkin posted a photo on Instagram…
Usually, when it is the 30th birthday of a man that has ruined your life, you don’t dedicate an entire post to…
When they're in town together, the Caps Russians always celebrate their birthdays by going out for a big, fancy dinner. Friday night…
Today is Alex Ovechkin's 31st birthday. To celebrate, Team Russia players filmed a special video and extended their well wishes for The…
Andre and Tom are adorable.
Wednesday is Alan May's birthday, so before he hit the road with the team CSN Washington preemptively gave him a birthday cake.…
During Friday's first intermission, Craig Laughlin and the rest of the Comcast Sportsnet crew presented Joe Beninati with a birthday cake. In typical…
Illustration by the one and only Rachel Cohen Today is one of the best days of the year. On this beautiful Wednesday we…
Around 1 am Moscow time, Alex Ovechkin tweeted out a photo of his birthday cake (lit apparently using the same technology used…
We asked you, deranged and lovely readers of RMNB, to congratulate our hero Alex Ovechkin on his 27th year of life. You…
Ovi after he got pie'd in the face last year on his birthday. (Photo credit: Chris Gordon) Fellow RMNB'ers, mark your calendars!…
We set out a task, faithful users of the Russian Machine, to create birthday cards worthy of our gut-less (wait, did that…
Ovi's all growned up! Our hero and blog namesake, Alexander Ovechkin, will turn the ripe old age of 25 on Friday. To…
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