Usually, when it is the 30th birthday of a man that has ruined your life, you don’t dedicate an entire post to them. In this case, I thought it was necessary for me to get some things off my chest. To pay tribute to all the 30 Reasons why Sidney Crosby ROCKS on his 30th birthday articles floating around, I’m publishing a listicle of my own.
30 reasons why we hate Sidney Crosby on his 30th birthday.
— Marc Dumont (@MarcPDumont) June 9, 2017
— adidas Hockey (@adidashockey) July 26, 2017
So in conclusion: Happy 30th Birthday, Sidney Crosby. You are so freaking good. I hate you so much.
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