Washington Capitals goaltender Braden Holtby returned to Kettler yesterday to begin training for next season. Not only did the Lloydminster native bring…
EA Sports' NHL16 got some splainin' to do. Despite Alex Ovechkin leading the league in goals and Nicklas Backstrom leading the league…
Update: A Caps spokesman has confirmed that there will be no convention this year. It's starting to look like last year's cancellation…
Photo: Chris Gordon After a long absence attributed to last season's Winter Classic, the Capitals announced today that the annual Capitals Casino Night…
Photo: championat.com We don't know much about Caps 2015 first-round pick Ilya Samsonov, but now at least we know this: when he…
The world is changing for women's hockey. On October 11, a new professional women's league, the NWHL, will kick off its inaugural season. The…
Photos: DaveArt.com Swedish airbrush artist David Gunnarsson just released imagery of Braden Holtby's new lid for the 2015-16 season and it's indeed…
Like a pimply sixteen-year-old after a breakup at the back-to-school dance, goaltender Michal Neuvirth just can't get over a past love. That past love…
Photo: Patrick Smith Years ago, no one knew if talented forward Evgeny Kuznetsov, a notorious waffler, would ever play in the NHL.…
Curtis Glencross, aka "CG22" or "Gold Rush Glencross" or "GlenX" or "Glengary Glencross", is still without a contract for the 2015-16 season.…
If you can't wait until October to get your hockey fix, this weekend could scratch your itch and help out a great…
Photo via @juleshough Last week, Caps forward Brooks Laich and entertainment superstar Julianne Hough announced they were engaged, which became headline news everywhere. Today,…
Did you see that viral video from earlier this week? Looks like Andrew Bowser has done it again. If you haven't kept up with the…
Mark M. wants me to talk about how great the Maryland flag is. Thank you, Mark M. I love the Maryland flag. Here's a tweet from February as…
Photo: Martin Rose The International Ice Hockey Federation on Monday announced an $85,000 fine against the Russian Hockey Federation for an incident that…
Remember when I said that the Alex Ovechkin Kharlamov Trophy press conference was the gift that keeps on giving? Today, I bring…
Apparently Ilya Bryzgalov isn't the only Russian hockey player interested in the universe. After being awarded the Kharlamov Trophy as the NHL's best…
Tuesday morning, Capitals heartthob Brooks Laich announced his engagement to star Julianne Hough. Because the super-famous Hough is a triple threat (actress/singer/dancer)…
Photo: Sov Sport Wednesday, Alex Ovechkin won his seventh career Kharlamov Trophy as the best Russian player in the NHL. During the…
Photo: Sov Sport Wednesday, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin received his seventh Kharlamov Trophy as the most valuable Russian player in the…
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