Tom Wilson’s Giant Hit on Nikita Zadorov
With the Colorado Avalanche fighting for the final spot in the West and the Washington Capitals trying to get Braden Holtby his…
With the Colorado Avalanche fighting for the final spot in the West and the Washington Capitals trying to get Braden Holtby his…
Before warm-ups, the Caps were playing some pre-game sewer ball in the bowels of the Pepsi Center. At some point during the…
Photo: Patrick Smith The Caps have a grand total of six games left in the season. Wednesday night, they were edged by…
Photo: Jess Hall Seemingly every NHL team gives away some type of postgame award to name their player of the night. Last…
Visualization: @IneffectiveMath On Wednesday night, the Capitals lost to the Philadelphia Flyers in a shootout. That game carried extra weight as those teams…
Former Capital Brooks Laich just scored his first goal as a Maple Leaf, ending his 63-game goalless drought. The Leafs' Tobias Lindberg…
The Caps flew to Denver Thursday afternoon ahead of their 77th game of the season against the Colorado Avalanche. It sounds like…
Wednesday night in Philadelphia, Jason Chimera avenged a vicious slash to the stomach by butt-ending Shayne Gostisbehere in the midsection. Chimera was…
We've been getting asked this through tweets and emails constantly and finally we have an answer. Friday morning, the Washington Capitals are…
Sweatpants-over-jeans innovator Alex Ovechkin is on the cover of DC Modern Luxury magazine for the month of April. Ovechkin was named one…
Braden Holtby's nickname is the Holtbeast for good reason. He can have a temper (just ask Taylor Hall) and he protects his…
I had a vision of the Caps vs Flyers in round one, and it was ugly. The Caps and the Flyers are 60-something…
NBCSN continues to employ Pierre McGuire for reasons I don't understand and Pierre McGuire continues to say things that are dumb. During…
Photo: Bruce Bennett Spenser Smallwood writes about the Caps for Along the Boards. We're excited to have him to help out here…
The other night the Caps got that little p next to their name on the NHL.com standings page, indicating that they've locked…
Capitals forward TJ Oshie is a game-time decision for tonight's matchup against the Philadelphia Flyers, and it may be due to an…
Noted goon Marcus Johansson is at it again -- wait, wrong Swede. What I meant to say was: Andre Burakovsky, the team's player…
Andre and Tom are adorable.
Photo: Bruce Bennett Cal Clutterbuck, who has fantastic facial hair and the best hockey name of all-time, is beginning early his trash talk…
Around the start of 2016, RMNB introduced you to the 1991 Hartford Whalers cookbook. And then shortly after, we introduced you to…
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