The Colorado Avalanche have fully embraced what it means to have Andre Burakovsky on their hockey team. Andre is as lovable as…
Merriam-Webster should just put a photo of the Capitals and Nationals doing a conga line in the locker room to define the…
THE WASHINGTON NATIONALS ARE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS! And the Washington Capitals are very, very, very, very happy about it. The team was…
It's that time o' the year again, boys and ghouls and babes: Caps Halloween is upon us. Instead of rating da boys…
At a recent Minnesota Wild game, three young kids were waiting against the plexiglass during warmups hoping to get some pucks from…
Alex Luey, a friend of the Capitals and especially Alex Ovechkin, attended the Leafs' game to see his favorite team. According to…
Towards the end of the first period of the Capitals' game against the Toronto Maple Leafs, center Nic Dowd had an awkward…
Former Capital Nathan Walker, the feisty Australian forward who loves to lug around giant teddy bears and hop around like a kangaroo…
Braden Holtby and Nicklas Backstrom were crucial pieces of the Capitals' Cup-winning team. With both due to become free agents at the…
The Washington Nationals are currently up 2-0 in a best-of-seven series against the Houston Astros. The Nationals will be back home for…
Nic Dowd has been a healthy scratch three times so far this season. After sitting out against the Leafs, he's scored a…
On the same day we celebrate the first all-female spacewalk, we honor the anniversary of another historic flight: three years ago today,…
The 2019 WNBA champion Washington Mystics won their first title last week. Two-time league MVP and gold medalist Elena Delle Donne has…
On Tuesday the St. Louis Blues accepted President Trump's invitation to visit the White House in recognition of their 2019 Stanley Cup…
When the Capitals traded Matt Niskanen for Radko Gudas over the summer, they knew they'd be getting a hard-hitting defenseman. They also…
The 2019 Stanley Cup Champion St. Louis Blues will be visiting the White House on Tuesday. After an early loss to the…
The Avalanche and the Capitals met in Capital One Arena on Monday, and so did former roommates Tom Wilson and Andre Burakovsky.…
The Washington Capitals are back in DC after a long-awaited win in Dallas, and Braden Holtby is taking advantage of the homestand…
Taylor Swift, unlike the LA Kings, has done something award-worthy since 2014. In August 2015 she held a record 16 sold-out performances…
It's early and small sample sizes are chaotic, but several Washington Capitals players are off to a statistically strong start to the…
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