On December 4, 2018, the NHL’s Board of Governors officially announced the approval of Seattle’s expansion bid to become the league’s 32nd team. Now, over two and a half years later, the Seattle Kraken are finally drafting their first roster in franchise history.
Despite nearly every team’s drafted pick leaking to the public ahead of the televised Expansion Draft on ESPN2, the broadcast still had some surprises – from botches of names to picks made by sea creatures.
Here’s the logo for the event. And there’s new Kraken merch that was just released.
Tonight's the night! The brand new Seattle #Kraken will officially announce the 30 players they've selected in the #NHL #ExpansionDraft
Here's the logo for tonight's event: https://t.co/rnyI8yZ5wt pic.twitter.com/8lyU6w83Pb
— Chris Creamer (@sportslogosnet) July 21, 2021
The draft starts with Gary Bettman getting booed.
Jeremy Lauzon is officially the first pick of the Seattle Kraken.
For our very first pick in the 2021 @NHL Expansion Draft, we are proud to select @jeremylauzon21 from the Boston Bruins!
Welcome to the team! pic.twitter.com/KFXgB5b4cm
— Seattle Kraken (@SeattleKraken) July 22, 2021
An octopus named Licorice drafted Dennis Cholowski from Detroit.
They should have let the octopus host.
Only fitting an octopus picks from the @DetroitRedWings 🦑 #SeattleDraft pic.twitter.com/Bwy7eQn2bJ
— NHL GIFs (@NHLGIFs) July 22, 2021
This is terrifying.
He's watching.. 👀 #SeattleDraft pic.twitter.com/hcvy7LfwDJ
— NHL GIFs (@NHLGIFs) July 22, 2021
The Kraken’s jersey looks SO good.
.@ChrisDriedger IN THE @SeattleKraken JERSEY! #SeattleDraft pic.twitter.com/j2YBSN28QE
— NHL GIFs (@NHLGIFs) July 22, 2021
Here are the away sweaters.
.@jeberle_7 modeling the @SeattleKraken threads 🔥 #SeattleDraft pic.twitter.com/AAVfZasJoh
— NHL GIFs (@NHLGIFs) July 22, 2021
Chris Fowler not holding back on the Leafs.
Chris Fowler just roasting the Leafs 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/EeV3iuthXc
— Rob Taub (@RTaub_) July 22, 2021
Jared McCann was drafted via fish.
What a way to deliver the Jared McCann pick! 🐟🐟🐟 #SeattleDraft pic.twitter.com/yJOvU6Dif8
— NHL GIFs (@NHLGIFs) July 22, 2021
MOAR FISH.
What a catch! @JTBrown23 #SeattleDraft pic.twitter.com/wcXfGAOLtP
— NHL GIFs (@NHLGIFs) July 22, 2021
Seattle’s first game will be against the Vegas Golden Knights.
That feels appropriate.
Chris Fowler says SEA opens in Vegas…full schedule release is tomorrow
— Elliotte Friedman (@FriedgeHNIC) July 22, 2021
Their home opener will be October 23 against the Vancouver Canucks.
Chris Fowler just called the Carolina Hurricanes the Carolina Panthers.
Chris Fowler calling the Carolina Hurricanes the Carolina Panthers. 😬
— Adam Vingan (@AdamVingan) July 22, 2021
#NewProfilePic @espn pic.twitter.com/GaEKvfKiye
— Carolina Hurricanes (@Canes) July 22, 2021
Here’s our full article about this.
Macklemore is at the event and he wants you to get louder.
Seattle's own @macklemore welcomes Joey Daccord from the Ottawa Senators to the @SeattleKraken! 🙌#SeattleDraft | #SeaKraken pic.twitter.com/54YBet4OUj
— Sportsnet (@Sportsnet) July 22, 2021
This wasn’t awkward at all.
Macklemore looking like a Val Kilmer character pic.twitter.com/77Mtm2lHdD
— CJ Fogler #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) July 22, 2021
A dagger to our heart. 😭😭😭
From DC to WA State.
Welcome to the #SeaKraken Vitek Vanecek! We know you'll enjoy *this* Washington just as much as we do. pic.twitter.com/59vU6P4rsx
— Seattle Kraken (@SeattleKraken) July 22, 2021
Can we not?
Say hello to Vitek Vanecek, @SeattleKraken fans! #SeattleDraft pic.twitter.com/RjH9yGtITJ
— NHL (@NHL) July 22, 2021
The Capitals said goodbye in a tweet.
Thanks for everything, VV!
Best of luck in Seattle. #ALLCAPS pic.twitter.com/dgtKyL5TQA
— Washington Capitals (@Capitals) July 22, 2021
We’ve house-ruled that Brandon Tanev can never update his headshot again.
Just photoshop this one for the rest of time.
New team, same Brandon Tanev. 👻 #SeattleDraft pic.twitter.com/xhg3m9B99j
— NHL (@NHL) July 22, 2021
It looks like the players are underwhelmed by the roster too.
Jordan Eberle and Brandon Tanev have each described #SeaKraken roster as a "character" group.
— Stephen Whyno (@SWhyno) July 22, 2021
Jamie Oleksiak is the heaviest player in the NHL.
When you're the heaviest player in the @NHL 😆 #SeattleDraft pic.twitter.com/M9jVW8G4Xx
— NHL GIFs (@NHLGIFs) July 22, 2021
But by our math he’s not the thiccest.
Jamie Oleksiak might be the heaviest player in the NHL but Ovi's the thiccest. It's #science. https://t.co/bzVZLTTRS3
— Ian Oland (@ianoland) July 22, 2021
Seattle drafted the Fleury brothers.
Haydn and Cale. Inviting Theoren to a game is now a must.
.@fleury96 is excited to be on the same team as his brother! #SeattleDraft pic.twitter.com/OiAiZrw8sg
— NHL GIFs (@NHLGIFs) July 22, 2021
Marshawn Lynch botched Calle Jarnkrok’s name.
Let Marshawn announce every pick. pic.twitter.com/t0Jv8NJF5e
— Field Yates (@FieldYates) July 22, 2021
Kraken select Mark Giordano, their biggest star. At least so far.
He noted that this was the first time he’s ever been drafted. He was signed by the Flames in 2004.
.@MarkGio05 is now a member of the @SeattleKraken! #SeattleDraft pic.twitter.com/NPZMmQ72Mk
— NHL GIFs (@NHLGIFs) July 22, 2021
The docs were excited.
TFW you get to select a Norris Trophy winner to your team. #SeattleDraft pic.twitter.com/OOvxSeOq1i
— NHL GIFs (@NHLGIFs) July 22, 2021
Jerry Bruckheimer, one of the team’s owners, made the final pick. And there were jokes. Lots of jokes.
I expected more explosions with Jerry Bruckheimer involved pic.twitter.com/yCAUYKy9B7
— CJ Fogler #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) July 22, 2021
Jerry Bruckheimer's here, so the expansion draft will end with everyone walking away from an explosion in slow-motion. @SeattleKraken
— Greg Wyshynski (@wyshynski) July 22, 2021
This has been a Jerry Bruckheimer production.
— Ted Starkey (@TedStarkey) July 22, 2021
Jerry Bruckheimer, NHL owner. pic.twitter.com/VSHgKO84F7
— Chris Peters (@chrismpeters) July 22, 2021
The Kraken’s trades will be announced after 1 PM Thursday.
Any trades Seattle may have in the hopper will be finalized and announced after the trade freeze is lifted at 1 pm ET Thursday. And I suspect there will be a few over the coming days. @TSNHockey @TheAthletic
— Pierre LeBrun (@PierreVLeBrun) July 22, 2021
Here’s the official team.
That was fun. What was your favorite moment?
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