WHATS U P BABEESSSS )))The offseason is now in full swing. The Cup has been won, NICCCCEEEEEE, the beards shaved, SENSITIVE SKIN NOOO?? the players re-signed. Aside from the continuing adventures of the WERE NOT GONNA BE SUCK!!!))))), there’s not a whole lot happening in the hockey world. Until now! Presenting a new series in which we will finally understand the true nature of the world champion 2017-18 Washington Capitals through the prism of stupid popular culture. I’m calling it Not Up For Debate because everyone everywhere will agree that these are the universal consensus picks.
In this episode: What Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle would the Caps be?
The true star of the team, but underappreciated, and with a dark side.
You probably thought he’d be a Raphael, but nope. He’s a silly party boy.
Listen, there’s gonna be a lot of Raphaels, so just get ready.
Leader in training.
Leader in currently leading.
I dunno, he probably read a book about planets at some point or something.
Sir not appearing in this film.
Wise beyond his years. Like a horse.
Goalie-ing is a science.
Because it was convenient to make him the same as the last one I used.
The reason he and Carlson are such a good pair is b/c they’re both Leos.
Some people would say he’s a Leo, but there were just several Leos in a row, and actually he’s a Raphael.
The thinking man’s defenseman.
Ponders perhaps too much when maybe some skating would be more useful.
This is the only one you’ll agree with.
Until this one. Mikey best))))
I could also see him being a Raphael, tbh.
Saskatoonian depth leader.
If you’d been scratched a dozen times in your breakout season, you’d have authority issues too.
Slam dunk, though if you went Bebop/Rocksteady, I’ll allow it.
Though the series is called Not Up For Debate, I’m leaving the comments open. So you can compliment me. For the very good picks. Appreciate the congrats. BEST)))))
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