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Not up for debate: If each 2017-18 Caps player were a PokeMon

The offseason is now in full swing. The Cup has been won, the beards shaved, the players re-signed. Aside from the continuing adventures of the Stanley Cup, there’s not a whole lot happening in the hockey world. Until now! Presenting a new series in which we will finally understand the true nature of the world champion 2017-18 Washington Capitals through the prism of stupid popular culture. I’m calling it Not Up For Debate because everyone everywhere will agree that these are the universal consensus picks. 

In this episode: If the Caps were PokeMon, which PokeMon would they be?

Nicklas Backstrom, Charizard

Jay Beagle, Growlithe

Madison Bowey, Snorlax

Andre Burakovsky, Jigglypuff

John Carlson, Nidoran

Alex Chiasson, Arbok

Taylor Chorney, Chansey

Brett Connolly, Squirtle

Christian Djoos, Dratini

 

Lars Eller, Ponyta

Philipp Grubauer Krabby

Braden Holtby, Cubone

Jakub Jerabek, Jynx

Michal Kempny, Hitmonlee

Evgeny Kuznetsov, Ivysaur

Matt Niskanen, Articuno

Dmitry Orlov, Clefairy

Brooks Orpik, Hypno

TJ Oshie, Wigglytuff

Alex Ovechkin, Gengar

Devante Smith-Pelly, Farfetch’d

Chandler Stephenson, Kabuto

Jakub Vrana, Dewgong

Nathan Walker, Magikarp

Tom Wilson, Vulpix


Though the series is called Not Up For Debate, I’m leaving the comments open. So you can compliment me. For the very good picks. Appreciate the congrats.

RMNB is not associated with the Washington Capitals; Monumental Sports, the NHLPA, the NHL, or its properties. Not even a little bit.

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