All 7 goals the Capitals scored against the Blues
The Washington Capitals are absolutely on fire, folks. After scoring seven goals against the Penguins Monday, the Caps went out and did…
The Washington Capitals are absolutely on fire, folks. After scoring seven goals against the Penguins Monday, the Caps went out and did…
Former Blue TJ Oshie has had a happy homecoming in St Louis with this lovely goal in the second period. And check…
It's the most wonderful time of the year. The 2017 Caps Dads trip has begun. The players' fathers will travel with the…
The Capitals looked to be in the driver's seat after Justin Williams extended the team's lead to 3-0 over the Penguins. Then…
The Chicago Blackhawks have won the Stanley Cup twice over the last four seasons (2012-13 and 2014-15). They are always at the…
TJ Oshie was held out of the Caps lineup Monday night against Montreal after suffering an injury Saturday against Ottawa. Oshie appeared…
Washington Capitals center Nicklas Backstrom was the hero Saturday night in Ottawa. Backstrom's 500th career NHL assist would prove to be the…
Let me catch you up: TJ Oshie had a shoulder injury in November. He came back in December and played great. Then, on Saturday…
As of Saturday night, Caps forward TJ Oshie has 13 goals to his name, which even more impressive when you realize he…
Saturday night in Ottawa wasn't two minutes old when Nicklas Backstrom recorded his 500th career assist on TJ Oshie's opening goal.
In the spirit of RMNB's unwavering commitment to hard-hitting journalism, here's another update to Tom Wilson and TJ Oshie's bizarre pregame butt-slashing routine.…
The Washington Capitals and the Toronto Maple Leafs just engaged in an instant classic. After taking an initial 1-0 lead, the Capitals…
Sunday night, TJ Oshie made Mike Hoffman an honorary Capital after knocking the Senators forward into the Caps bench. Late into the…
Washington Capitals forward TJ Oshie has a few pregame warmup routines that range from bizarre to jaw dropping. But Sunday night he added a…
After blanking the Bolts and celebrating TJ Oshie's Dirty 30 Friday night, the Capitals dispersed across the country to celebrate the NHL's…
Last night before TJ Oshie's surprise birthday party, Tom Wilson gave the 30-year-old an early present: five backhanded slashes to the buttocks.…
When they're in town together, the Caps Russians always celebrate their birthdays by going out for a big, fancy dinner. Friday night…
Late in the first period, six-foot, 189-pound TJ Oshie reminded us why we should never just think of him as a tiny…
Tuesday morning, seven-year-old Seth Parrish waited patiently in the lobby of the players' entrance at Kettler Capitals Iceplex. A few minutes later,…
I'm happy to report that RMNB's wall-to-wall coverage of Tom Wilson and TJ Oshie's weird pregame routine will continue as another butt-slashing…
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