Alex Ovechkin stuns Capitals teammates with revelation that he still goes out for haircuts—and pays like everyone else
After breaking the NHL goals record and winning the Stanley Cup with the Washington Capitals, Alex Ovechkin is one of the most…
After breaking the NHL goals record and winning the Stanley Cup with the Washington Capitals, Alex Ovechkin is one of the most…
Ahead of a pregame ceremony honoring him for scoring 900 goals and playing in 1,500 games, Alex Ovechkin was joined -- adorably…
Alex Ovechkin has a tradition when current Washington Capitals players face their former teams. In the tunnel before warmups, he'll begin singing…
The Washington Capitals' vibes aren't great, so Brandon Duhaime went to the next level -- or I guess, a lower level --…
Andrew Cristall is entering his first professional season in the Washington Capitals organization, and he's already earned a lot of respect from…
The Washington Capitals had two very special guests in the tunnel ahead of their game against the Columbus Blue Jackets on Sunday.…
The Washington Capitals have some of the most elaborate and absurd pregame rituals in all of hockey. Each Capitals player has specific…
The Washington Capitals were without Alex Ovechkin Saturday against the New York Islanders, but he was still there in spirit. In the…
After landing in Washington via a trade deadline deal, Michael Raffl admitted that he didn't know anyone personally on the Capitals. Now,…
Richard Panik, who recently played in his 500th career game, showed off an unknown talent during warmups on Friday. As Tom Wilson…
Tom Wilson is beloved by his teammates and his return to the lineup was a big deal. The Capitals posted a ridiculous…
The Washington Capitals have a lot of pregame routines. Over the years it's included biting, cup checks, butt slashes, screaming profanity, and…
NBC Sports Washington posted footage of the Capitals from warmups on Wednesday, and I'm happy to say the team continued its weird…
TJ Oshie and Tom Wilson may never win an individual NHL award, but together, they have created history. Oshie and Wilson's butt…
TJ Oshie recently spoke to the Men In Blazers’ Roger Bennett and revealed the backstory behind his epic beer chug after the…
NBC Sports Washington trained an overhead camera on the Washington Capitals while they were in the tunnel readying for warmups in Winnipeg,…
When you've played 1,140 games in the NHL, things can get monotonous, which is probably why Alex Ovechkin is getting weirder with…
From cup checks to biting, the Washington Capitals lead the league in weird pregame rituals. And Friday, before the Capitals took on…
Since returning to the Capitals as a call-up from the Hershey Bears, Christian Djoos has been a healthy scratch twice. But healthy scratches…
Playing imaginary trumpets, biting each other, and screaming. These all sound like things kindergartners would do but they're actually part of an…
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