Minnesota Wild goalie Jesper Wallstedt had a surprise waiting for him in the final game of the regular season. On Tuesday night,…
The Washington Capitals have a tight-knit roster, but recently, something dastardly nearly threw that into disarray. In the most recent episode of…
WASHINGTON, DC -- Cole Hutson had just about the picture-perfect Capitals debut, complete with some shenanigans to close out the evening. After…
Tom Wilson was unable to play against the Anaheim Ducks due to a lower-body injury, but he still managed to make an…
Four members of the Washington Capitals -- John Carlson, Connor McMichael, Brandon Duhaime, and Trevor van Riemsdyk -- spent their afternoon delivering…
ARLINGTON, VA -- The Washington Capitals had some special guests at the rink on Sunday for their annual Hockey Fights Cancer skate.…
The New York Islanders recently visited Capital One Arena, handing the Washington Capitals a 3-1 loss on Halloween. The win was capped…
ARLINGTON, VA -- Notorious jokester Brandon Duhaime got his teammates in the holiday spirit this week with a Halloween prank for the…
A sword-wielding Brandon Duhaime terrorized his Capitals teammates before practice at MedStar Capitals Iceplex, Thursday. In a [puts on sunglasses] Howl-o-ween prank…
The Washington Capitals have identified their top trash talker. While two others mounted challenges, Brandon Duhaime reigned supreme as the team's best…
Washington Capitals players have been pranking each other all season long, and now it appears Tom Wilson has become a target once…
Ryan Leonard became a target of the Washington Capitals' season-long prank war. The Capitals rookie forward took the ice during practice on…
In 2024, then-Colorado Avalanche right winger Brandon Duhaime told reporters "the white flag is coming up," indicating his years-long prank war with Minnesota…
The Washington Capitals' tape bandit struck again. Tuesday, shortly after Jakob Chychrun signed an eight-year contract extension worth $9 million per season,…
This year’s Washington Capitals are no strangers to lighthearted rituals, from choreographed pre-game handshakes to their postgame locker room speeches and Player…
Tom Wilson recently chirped Dylan Strome in front of the media, but it appears the Capitals winger may have been humbled back…
Alex Ovechkin passed Gordie Howe for second place on the NHL's all-time goals list late last week. With 802 goals, Ovechkin's legendary…
Puberty is hard. Most ideas you get are dumb. Even worse, approximately 95 percent of the things you do at that age…
Coming into Thursday's game against the Florida Panthers, the Washington Capitals are the best team in the league and they're taking this…
Alex Ovechkin is a trailblazer who has worn bright-yellow skate laces for the entirety of his NHL career. They are as distinctive…
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