Puberty is hard. Most ideas you get are dumb. Even worse, approximately 95 percent of the things you do at that age is to impress your friends.

Which brings me to 13-year-old Landon Marleau. Landon, who is one of four Marleau children (six if you include Auston Matthews and Mitch Marner), was recently in some hot water with his parents after he got sneaky on mom’s home computer.

Landon changed his mom’s Gmail name to something wildly inappropriate.

For the last few days, I have been sending out emails to school, businesses, business partners, etc with the name “DeezNutzz” courtesy of my 13 year old son. Apologies to those people 🤦🏼‍♀️
This is going to be a very, very long month. How early is too early to start drinking? pic.twitter.com/X6MsmmQlW9

— Christina Marleau (@c_marleau) March 17, 2020

That’s a yikes.

Melinda Karlsson, Erik Karlsson’s wife, responded in the mentions, which inspired more of the story from Christina Marleau.

I’m still laughing.. 😂

— Melinda Karlsson (@MelindaCurrey) March 17, 2020

Patrick and trying to have a serious talk with Landon, while trying not to laugh was not our proudest parenting moment. Hard to tell him it was so wrong when Dad is giggling like a schoolgirl

— Christina Marleau (@c_marleau) March 17, 2020

Twitter user @mlrich4 had a good question for Christina though.

Are you SURE it wasn’t Mitch

— momo (@mlrich4) March 17, 2020

I feel so conflicted by this story. Part of me wants to high five Landon because yes, it’s funny. The other part of me wants to wag my finger in his face and remind him that mom conducts important business and she deserves respect. There’s yet another part of me that wants to change all my passwords so Ethan can’t do this in 10 years when I’m a total noob at technology. Future Ethan, if you’re reading this, please be kind to your old man.