Everybody Scoar: Caps beat Devils 6-2!
Sad Devils, happy Mojo (Photo: Patrick McDermott) A game against the New Jersey Devils is supposed to be a subdued, low-scoring slough. Instead, the…
Sad Devils, happy Mojo (Photo: Patrick McDermott) A game against the New Jersey Devils is supposed to be a subdued, low-scoring slough. Instead, the…
Tonight at 7 PM, the Capitals will host the New Jersey Devils at Verizon Center. The Devils are undefeated and looking pretty…
“Cautiously optimistic” is one of those contorted bits of language that gets tossed about with abandon in Washington. DC loves bad language;…
The New Jersey Devils are the worst good team in hockey. For the last thousand years, they've mined success by sucking the…
Look how tiny Jagr looks. (Photo: Patrick McDermott) I hate the way the Devils play. They stifle offense (i.e. fun, Capitals-style hockey)…
Photo credit: Bill Kostroun/AP Photo The Washington Capitals have picked up Swedish defenseman Alexander Urbom off waivers from the New Jersey Devils.…
The Washington Capitals' loss to New Jersey Devils on Thursday was one of their worst games in years. Saturday's matinee still had…
Capitals vs Devils on Thursday did not go well. Chris Gordon did his best to delight you while holding the RMNB reins,…
Photo credit: Patrick McDermott I had a recap for tonight, but then the third period happened; my story was rendered irrelevant. In…
[Ed note: After a year of doggedly researching and documenting the panoply of awfulness that are the Washington Capitals' rival cities and teams,…
Neuvy run over during the second period. (Photo credit: Mel Evans) [Editor's Note: Peter Hassett wisely took the opportunity to leave DC…
The PreGame: Close your eyes for a moment. Now fling your head out the window. Wait. Stop that. Open window, fling head,…
Alex Semin interferes with Mattias Tedenby (Photo credit: Andy Marlin) The last game before the holiday break featured the Washington Capitals in…
Craig is a Puck Buddy. This is his story. @PuckBuddys Ohai Caps fans! Coinciding with Coach Hunter’s latest round of mind-boggling line…
(Photo credit: Mitchell Layton from like 3 years ago) Live from Verizon Center... it's Saturday night! The Washington Capitals bested the New…
(Photo credit: Nick Laham) After a two-game skid, the Washington Capitals started their home-and-home series with the New Jersey Devils by playing…
Editor's Note: Doug Johnson of PuckBuddys writes for RMNB. There's this new thing called Twitter; look into it. The Pre Game: Some weeks……
Michal Neuvirth make a save on the bewildered $100 million dollar man (Photo credit: Bruce Bennett). It’s easy to forget about John…
Sigh. (Photo credit: Dave Reginek) The Capitals came back twice against the Detroit Red Wings Wednesday night, but it would be a…
It is with a heavy heart that I inform you that the Jake Hauswirth era is over. Hauswirth was packaged along with…
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