No O, Only Ovechkin: Caps beat Habs 5-4 (SO)
(You're damn right this is the headline image.) What's that thing called? That thing when you have the puck and then you…
(You're damn right this is the headline image.) What's that thing called? That thing when you have the puck and then you…
Photo: Capstagram This is it. This is the final stretch of the regular-- sorry, #rego-- season. From here until the 11th, the Caps…
Photo: Ryan Remiorz I hate goalies. I want all the games to end 7-5 and all the goalie to leave dejected. I didn't get…
He's still too pretty to be hurt. Hoo boy, how much fun was that last game? I still can't get over it. But…
Photo: Patrick McDermott Dudes! Welcome back. Grab a Surge from the cooler and take a seat, let's do a game recap. The Washington…
For the first time since April somethingth, here comes actual, meaningful Caps hockey! Live from Verizon Center at 7 PM and on…
How Russians ice fish. (Photo: Francois Lacasse) The Washington Capitals hadn't won a game since January 10th, and that was against the…
Coming into Saturday's game against the Montreal Canadiens, the Washington Capitals had lost seven straight games. Thankfully, the Habs made the Caps…
Beagle is out of the doghouse do you get it doghouse his last name is a breed of dog. (Photo: Patrick Smith)…
Photo: Patrick McDermott The Washington Capitals had a simple challenge when they faced the Montreal Canadiens on Friday. Back on Wednesday, the Capitals…
Photo credit: Francois Lacasse The Washington Capitals' final road game of the season was a demonstrable blowout. The Montreal Canadiens, purportedly a…
Photo credit: Francois Lacasse The Washington Capitals have had it too good for too long. After filling their greedy maws at the trough…
[Ed. note: Oh my. Here we are, once more, teetering on the precipice. Wisenheimers will tell you stat this and odds that.…
Oy. (Photo credit: Patrick McDermott) [Editor's note: With RMNB's Peter Hassett out in California for the week, the PuckBuddys recap the latest…
Photo credit: Greg Fiume The surprise is that there was no surprise. With the Washington Capitals and Montreal Canadiens locked at two…
Neuvy smirks after taking a Rene Bourque slapshot off the mask. (Via @WashCapsRock) The Washington Capitals' season is still on shaky ground.…
Photo credit: The Washington Post On January 3rd, the Capitals beat the Calgary Flames 3-1, but suffered a huge loss, losing team…
Photo credit: Patrick McDermott Somehow, inexplicably, the Caps won on Thursday. It was a manic mess of a game, like something the…
Photo credit: Mitchel Layton Friday night's meeting between the Washington Capitals and Montreal Canadiens was an exciting one. The only thing that…
The Red Carpet: Oh Lorda Mercy. Sunday = Oscars. Monday = Trade deadline. We don't know which town is more nervous, Hollywood…
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