No. 514: Why You Should Never Dare Alex Ovechkin to Shoot
Photo: Geoff Burke/USA Today Sports The Arizona Coyotes learned a valuable lesson Monday night that they probably should have already known: don't…
Photo: Geoff Burke/USA Today Sports The Arizona Coyotes learned a valuable lesson Monday night that they probably should have already known: don't…
Photo: Geoff Burke/USA Today Sports Mike Richards scored his first goal as a Washington Capital on Monday after going point-less in his…
Photo: Christopher Hanewinckel Tuesday night, Russian god of passing Evgeny Kuznetsov scored his 100th career NHL point. The milestone point came on…
For the second year in a row, Ovechkin has scored his 30th goal on Super Bowl Sunday. Last time it was an…
Photo: @washcaps Usually it’s some guy on the other team who scores his first NHL goal during Caps games. On Saturday afternoon…
The All-Star Game barely resembles hockey, except for the fact that Evgeny Kuznetsov is scoring. This one comes from an assist from…
Photo: @HockeyHallFame On Saturday, the Hockey Hall Of Fame got a whole lot gr8er as they announced on Twitter that Washington Capitals…
Photo: @WashCaps Washington Capitals defenseman Karl Alzner has now played in 423 consecutive games, passing Bob Carpenter for the franchise's all-time record. Hockey is…
Photo: NHL We just found out what was in that Brinks truck. The Washington Capitals presented Alex Ovechkin with a gold stick before…
On Sunday, Alex Ovechkin scored his 500th career goal, becoming the 43rd player in NHL history to accomplish the feat. I said…
Photo: Patrick McDermott Alex Ovechkin's 500th goal on Sunday was arguably one of the bigger moments in Washington sports history. And there…
When Alex Ovechkin scored his 500th goal on Sunday, a few readers noticed that Ovechkin's parents, Tatyana and Mikhail, were sitting in totally…
Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin scored his historic 500th NHL career goal on Sunday night. There are lots of tributes out there, but…
Photo: Capstragram One inch thick, three inches wide, and 501 of them in the back of the net since Alex Ovechkin first laced…
Photo: Jacquelyn Martin Alex Ovechkin had a milestone night on Sunday in front of a home crowd and his friends and family. Ovechkin struck…
Alex Ovechkin scored his historic 500th NHL goal tonight and what a magical moment it was. The goal brought all of Ovechkin's teammates…
Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin just accomplished something that practically guarantees his admittance into the Hockey Hall of Fame. The Russian machine…
Graphic via Hockey Night In Canada Saturday, there was a bit of history in DC sports. The Washington Redskins, Washington Capitals, and…
The Washington Capitals are up early against Mike Green’s Detroit Red Wings, and it’s all thanks to Justin William’s tap-in.
For the third and final goddamn time, Alex Ovechkin has taken the NHL record for most goals scored by a Russian. ...Justin.…
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