Here’s why you should hate the Hurricanes
The Capitals kick off their Round One series against the Carolina Hurricanes on Thursday night, which means: it's time to get our…
The Capitals kick off their Round One series against the Carolina Hurricanes on Thursday night, which means: it's time to get our…
The Washington Capitals have drawn as their first-round opponent maybe the most compelling and misunderstood team in the NHL. Returning to the…
Thursday night, the Caps clinched the Metro Division title for the fourth consecutive year. Additionally, the Carolina Hurricanes returned to the postseason…
We know the Washington Capitals will face in the first round the owner of the Eastern Conference's first wild-card spot, but we…
Thanks to back-to-back wins over the Carolina Hurricanes, the Washington Capitals now have 100 points and are a lock to make the…
The Washington Capitals put another hurting on the Carolina Hurricanes by taking two points away from them in this very close Eastern…
Merry Clinchmas, fam. The Washington Capitals faced off against a tricky Carolina Hurricanes team and snagged the win to clinch a playoff…
The Washington Capitals have traveled south to face off against the Carolina Hurricanes. With a win over the Canes tonight, the Capitals…
This season, the Carolina Hurricanes have typically reserved their Storm Surge celebrations only for wins. But Canes captain Justin Williams announced that…
The Caps played a tight, nearly mistake-free hour of solid hockey to down the Carolina Hurricanes at home on Tuesday night. TJ…
The Carolina Hurricanes today find themselves in the nation's capital for a visit with the division leading Washington Capitals. The Washington Capitals…
The Carolina Hurricanes downed the Pittsburgh Penguins in the shootout on Tuesday night. To celebrate, the Funnest Team In The League™ went…
The Carolina Hurricanes can't stop winning at home. Their reward is our reward - more creative postgame celebrations called Storm Surges that…
Those bunch of jerks are at it again. The Carolina Hurricanes defeated the St. Louis Blues 5-2 at PNC Arena Friday night,…
It's been a week and a half since Don Cherry called the Carolina Hurricanes "a bunch of jerks" for celebrating their home…
The Carolina Hurricanes' postgame celebrations have captivated the NHL and galvanized a fanbase that has watched its favorite team struggle over the…
Carolina Hurricanes captain Justin Williams was known for his smart two-way play and durability in Washington. That durability came in handy Thursday…
The Carolina Hurricanes are the big story of the NHL right now. Their unstoppable offense has won them eight of their last…
This season, the Carolina Hurricanes are having loads of fun, including ludicrous celebrations like duck-duck-goose and doing the limbo. That's made Hockey…
You guys, the Carolina Hurricanes can't stop winning, meaning their postgame hijinks, nicknamed Storm Surges, are getting more frequent and creative. This…
RMNB is not associated with the Washington Capitals; Monumental Sports, the NHLPA, the NHL, or its properties. Not even a little bit.
All original content on russianmachineneverbreaks.com is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International – unless otherwise stated or superseded by another license. You are free to share, copy, and remix this content so long as it is attributed, done for noncommercial purposes, and done so under a license similar to this one.