Troy Brouwer looks terrified when reminded of Brouwer Rangers in Flames’ corny joke bit
It's been nearly three years since Troy Brouwer played for the Washington Capitals and enjoyed the adoration of a committed fan club…
It's been nearly three years since Troy Brouwer played for the Washington Capitals and enjoyed the adoration of a committed fan club…
After months of rampant speculation (by pretty much only me), RMNB can report exclusively that the super fans formerly known as the Brouwer…
The news has just broken that Caps GM Brian MacLellan is the worst human being in the history of the world has…
With the Washington Capitals officially locked in to the 2014-2015 postseason, most Caps fans are eagerly anticipating the playoffs, which will begin next…
Photo: Patrick McDermott Troy Brouwer had a magical second period today. He scored two goals, single-handedly bringing the Caps out of a…
Twenty-nine-year-old forward Troy Brouwer is celebrating his 500th career game on Tuesday. No better way to commemorate the milestone than scoring a memorable…
Photo credit: Mariah Mallon, 106.7 The Fan. Just two days before scoring the game-winning goal with 12.9 seconds remaining in the 2015 Winter…
After the Winter Classic ended in dramatic fashion Thursday, Mike Green told reporters, “We were screaming so hard in the huddle I almost passed…
Photo: @BrouwerRangers We are told they did indeed get a high-five though!
Photo: Amanda Bowen On Thursday night, the Washington Capitals opened the regular season with a shootout loss, falling to the Montreal Canadiens…
Photo: Allison Stancil On Saturday, a bunch of you came out to Ft. Dupont Ice Arena, and helped raise more than $2,800…
The Brouwers with all three Brouwer Rangers. (Photo: Sheena D.) 9/8 Update: With post-event bake sale money and online donations included, the total…
Once we get past the Alex Ovechkins of the world, we're left with another tier of Ice Bucket Challenges acceptance videos, where…
Studs. Also, Troy gets Brouwer Bombed. (Photos by Chris Gordon) The day has come. During warmups before today’s game against the Bruins,…
Photo: Chris Gordon Editor's note: Hockey Prospectus projected Troy Brouwer to score 21 or 22 goals this season. Ian did not consult the…
In spite of his reputation as a reckless gambler, Alex Ovechkin was very focused. (Photos by Chris Gordon) [Ed. Note: We already…
The gang. (Photo credit: @zoharfilm) Editor’s note: The Washington Capitals fan base is a tight bunch. We have both super fans and…
While Alex Ovechkin is easily the most celebrated player on the Washington Capitals, someone else was the star of Caps Con. Everyone…
The Brouwer Rangers showed up to this year's Capitals Convention on Saturday. Being the first Caps Con in their new dubs, the…
What could have been. Sigh. Washington Capitals General Manager George McPhee has yet to finalize the 2013-14 on-ice roster, but at least…
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