Studs. Also, Troy gets Brouwer Bombed. (Photos by Chris Gordon)
The day has come. During warmups before today’s game against the Bruins, RMNB’s Ian Oland pressed his body against the Verizon Center glass in section 102 dressed only in spandex.
“I’m sorry for doubting you, Troy,” his sign read.
In November, Ian made a bet. It was somewhat accidental: if Troy Brouwer scored 20 goals this season, Ian would dress as a Brouwer Ranger. That looked unlikely for a while, but with a wacky 11-goal total in 15 games during February and March, Brouwer hit the milestone for the first time as a Capital. On Saturday, the #IanOlandApologyTour began. Ian, who wanted me to say he “looks pretty skinny” and is “definitely not fat,” wiggled into the famous unitard. He looked like an imbecile, but that’s the point. Brouwer agreed, coming over and giving a thumbs up to the newly expanded trio.
Ian will be watching the rest today’s game from section 402, right in front of the Brouwer Rangers. He’ll be very sweaty. Never make bets on Twitter.
Here’s how it went down.
Parking garage selfie! #IanOlandApologyTour pic.twitter.com/lqPrer6bE6
— TimothyJimothyYoshie (@tjyoshie77) March 29, 2014
.@ianoland gets Holtby Bombed! #IanOlandApologyTour pic.twitter.com/Vv4BxzJQQm
— TimothyJimothyYoshie (@tjyoshie77) March 29, 2014
Go go @bobinarlington ! #IanOlandApologyTour we've got enough for that anthem quartet now! pic.twitter.com/MiYEs47hoL
— TimothyJimothyYoshie (@tjyoshie77) March 29, 2014
The #IanOlandApologyTour rolls on. @brouwerrangers @ianoland @tbrouwer20 pic.twitter.com/5PjCBKuJie
— Bryan J. Casto (@bryancasto) March 29, 2014
Brouwer laughing! #IanOlandApologyTour @ianoland @brouwerrangers @russianmachine pic.twitter.com/K6dCKFnnTt
— Sheena (@CAPLDY) March 29, 2014
It is on in section 402. #IanOlandApologyTour with @ianoland and the @brouwerrangers @russianmachine pic.twitter.com/yBoCgXkiII
— Khan (@khan_dc101) March 29, 2014
(taken before the anthem began) this is how we national anthem on #IanOlandApologyTour day pic.twitter.com/YNsRT7CnS1
— Khan (@khan_dc101) March 29, 2014
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