If you ask us, he’s the greatest goal-scorer in NHL history.
Sweatpants-over-jeans innovator Alex Ovechkin is on the cover of DC Modern Luxury magazine for the month of April. Ovechkin was named one…
NBCSN continues to employ Pierre McGuire for reasons I don't understand and Pierre McGuire continues to say things that are dumb. During…
Photo: @aleksandrovechkinofficial Last night, I watched the The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2 with my wife while my kitten slept on…
Photo: Bruce Bennett During a wide-ranging interview with Igor Rabiner of Sports-Express , Barry Trotz talked about what it's like to coach four Russians and…
Illustration by RMNB's Rachel Cohen Wednesday, while doing some research, Dimitri "Mr. Sportsnet" Filipovic looked up the league-leaders in shot attempts since…
Tuesday night, Evgeny Kuznetsov continued his dominance in three-on three overtime, registering his league-leading 38th primary assist of the season on Alex…
On Tuesday, March 15, the Caps will come out for warm-ups looking more like leprechauns than hockey players. That's because the Caps…
For those who love your hockey with a side of hip hop, I have some fun news for you. Last week when…
Thursday night, a day after the Caps' 4-3 overtime loss to Los Angeles, Alex Ovechkin had dinner with the greatest Kings (and…
Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin had a pretty awesome Tuesday night. With the Caps in Los Angeles a day ahead of their…
Late in overtime, the Washington Capitals had a chance to end the game when the Anaheim Ducks took a too-many-men penalty. It…
In February, two RMNB readers, Daniel and Katie, told us that they had named their new child after two of their favorite Caps…
Alex Ovechkin has been suspended several times in his career for illegal bodychecks from behind. Saturday night in Boston, Ovechkin was given…
Alex Ovechkin scored his 41st goal of the season and 516th goal of his career in the first period of Caps-Maple Leafs…
Wednesday morning, Team Russia announced the first 16 players on its World Cup of Hockey roster. Among those first 16 were three…
Photo: Washington Capitals The NHL released its three stars for the month of February, and for the fourth month in a row,…
Photo: Marianne Helm Early Sunday morning, Brooks Laich was dealt to the Toronto Maple Leafs in what was essentially a salary cap…
Photo: Patrick Smith The Capitals came back to beat the Minnesota Wild 3-2. Though they eventually had dramatic goals from Alex Ovechkin…
Photo: Geoff Burke-USA TODAY Sports The league-leader in goals, Alex Ovechkin, scored again, Friday. The Ovi shot from the Ovi spot tied…
Friday night against the Wild, the Capitals gave away Holtbeast figurines to everyone in attendance. The action figure barely resembles Holtby, a…
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